RE: Brabus launches new 900 Crawler - literally
RE: Brabus launches new 900 Crawler - literally
Thursday 5th May 2022

Brabus launches new 900 Crawler - literally

What would you like for your 45th birthday? A four-seat, 900hp dune racer, obviously...


Say what you like about Brabus, but it doesn't tend to do things by halves. Just in the last few months we've had its first motorbike (in partnership with KTM), the 205mph E-Class 900 and the GLE 'Rocket Edition'. And that's just the stuff we've told you about. The firm is endlessly tweaking its silly-money G-Class lineup, when it's not teaming up with Panerai or putting its name on powerboats.

Nevertheless, even for a brand as willing to diversify as Brabus plainly is, the new 900 Crawler is obviously something special. For one thing it was built to mark the company's 45th anniversary. For another, there will only ever be 15 of them, and they sell for 749,000 euros (excluding tax). And, finally, as you can see from the pictures, the not-at-all-road-legal desert dune special is clearly fun with a capital 'eff.

Not for nothing either, but the Crawler is also the first Brabus to feature an in-house developed chassis, forgoing its traditional tie-up with Mercedes (even if it does resemble a certain well-known off-roader with most of its panels and doors removed). As you can see, the chassis in question is custom-built for the sandy stuff, it being a tubular frame made from high-strength steel and painted in look-at-me Brabus red.

Portal axles front and back provide the car with nearly 21-inches of ground clearance (handy for returning to earth post mega-jump), and Brabus itself developed the matching height-adjustable struts with four-way adjustable damping. These provide up to 6.3-inches of spring travel (again, for landing), and are attached to bespoke Monoblock HD forged wheels and stupendously large all-terrain tyres.

The panels underneath are made from aluminium and carbon/Kevlar composite (to protect your underbody) and up top there's a carbon fibre roof (primarily to protect your bald patch from the sun). All four occupants get a Silvertex-upholstered race seat and a four-point harness to go with it, and Brabus will throw in not only helmets but also an intercom system so you can hear everyone's expletives in real-time.

These are likely to be extensive because, as the name suggests, Brabus has chosen to fit the Crawler with its 4.5-litre twin-turbo V8 in its all-guns-blazing 900hp format. Elsewhere the engine can deliver 922lb ft of torque from 2,900rpm, although in the Crawler the engineers have opted to limit it to (just) 774lb ft and restrict the top speed to 100mph. Expect to get there pretty quickly: with permanent all-wheel drive and a nine-speed automatic, the firm reckons you'll get to 62mph in 3.4 seconds without any problem.

Fancy one? Well, obviously you'll be needing the money and ideally a desert to play in, but if you find yourself with access to both, Brabus doesn't suggest that it has found customers for all 15 examples yet (although you'd imagine it has found homes for the first five it says it will deliver this year). Another five Crawlers will follow in 2023, and five more in 2024. Of course by that time Brabus will likely have come up with something even more extreme. An aircraft carrier, perhaps.


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RF1

Original Poster:

3 posts

212 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Disgusting, obviously, but also obviously I really really really want to have a go in it....

Ultrafunkula

1,022 posts

136 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Looks like it's been designed for UK roads!

Turbobanana

8,547 posts

232 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.

thewarlock

3,285 posts

76 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Turbobanana said:
Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.
That is an actual car in an actual desert.

ImFeelingSaucy

543 posts

55 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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It does look like fun and unlike most hypercars I bet they will be used as intended.

Sandpit Steve

15,586 posts

105 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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That looks like great fun, hope to see them in the dunes soon!

(But I live in Dubai, where Brabus G-Wagens are an everyday sighting, and someone will find a way to get number plates on it).

Augustus Windsock

3,808 posts

186 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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I’ll go against the flow, gave it a ‘1’ score and think it’s absolutely f#%+ing awful
And with a ridiculous price…no thank you, I’ll slum it and ask Bowler to build me a bespoke version of one of their offerings and trouser the change…

vikingaero

13,523 posts

200 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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4WD Ariel Atom for Dubai. I quite like it.

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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That would be fun and something different for the dunes of the UAE or your private scrubland elsewhere (billionaires with their hideaway estates down under).
I am puzzled why tag it as a Crawler, which is a very different motorsport vs Dune Buggies and where speed is definitely not a key indicator of success..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8XTBt97zO0

cognac1979

107 posts

132 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Does it look a bit narrow in relation to its height? I would be concerned about rolling it? A problem I will never have to worry about I suppose!

donkmeister

13,117 posts

131 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Ah, but will it get through Rufford Ford?

Tony Del Monte

88 posts

76 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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I'm sure this would be tremendous fun, but my goodness that price! What were they smoking?!

Leon R

3,934 posts

127 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Turbobanana said:
Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.
Lol.


Turbobanana

8,547 posts

232 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Leon R said:
Turbobanana said:
Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.
Lol.

Yup, OK: busted. But I'm still not convinced this pic is real:



SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

265 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Love it. 900bhp in that should be adequate.

RBV8

424 posts

262 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Turbobanana said:
Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.
What do you mean? wink


TheMilkyBarKid

890 posts

60 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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RBV8 said:
Turbobanana said:
Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.
What do you mean? wink

roflrofl It’s awful, hilarious and rather wonderful all at the same time. If I was a wealthy Sheikh I’d have one in a heartbeat!

Turbobanana

8,547 posts

232 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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RBV8 said:
Turbobanana said:
Sounds like fun, but they really need to get a bit better with Photoshop. Or actually build one and take it to an actual desert to photograph.
What do you mean? wink

Ah, that's better - thanks ;-)

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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Ultimate toy, sunny days only. Huge fun I'll bet. Pointless, extravagant, profligate, what's not to like...

carinaman

25,294 posts

203 months

Thursday 5th May 2022
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I too wasn't convinced all of the photos were real.

I don't get the Brabus brand at all. I like KTM motorcycles but the Brabus rebodied Superduke R just looked like a Honda CB Neo Cafe racer whatever it's called.

So 1250nm of torque isn't quite 1000lb/ft.

I like the purple shade of the engine covers. This seems even more deserving of a giant remote control aerial than the Ariel Nomad.

Perhaps it would work in Tonka Toy yellow?