RE: Saab 900 S | Shed of the Week

RE: Saab 900 S | Shed of the Week

Friday 7th October 2022

Saab 900 S | Shed of the Week

Don't let the Vauxhall Cavalier platform put you off; as ever, Saab did things its own way...


As the cold weather approaches, Shed's thoughts turn to weatherproofing the family abode and specifically to fixing at least some of the rot holes in the porch woodwork. Normally, thinking is as far as he gets, but 2022 will be different. This year Shed has been able to secure the services of a hefty Swede called Bengt who has just moved into the village. Bengt is about the same size and build as Thor, nearly as handy with a hammer, and most remarkable of all willing to work at Shed's Scroogelike rates of pay. 

So, while Mrs Shed enjoys the experience of a big lad banging away in her vestibule, Shed is more interested in Bengt's well-informed opinions on classic Scandi metal, like this week's sub-£1,500 (well, exactly £1,500 if we're being pedantic) offering, a 1995 900S from the glory days of Saab. 

Again, the pedants might say that 1995 was six years into the less-than-glorious days of General Motors' involvement with Saab. Five years after our 900 was built, in 2000, GM increased its share in the company from 50 to 100 per cent. A decade or so later, the combined effects of global financial disarray and their own unique management techniques resulted in GM hastily offloading its ailing acquisition to Spyker. After various ill-fated attempts by Chinese consortia to revive and leverage the brand from there the Saab name fell dormant. 

Will it ever resurface? Who knows. What Shed does know is that this 900 looks a lot better than the GM reputation would suggest. The worst advisories in the last 16 years' worth of MOT reports have been worn tyres, slightly blocked washer jets and minor exhaust blows. There has been just one note in the last six years, namely some light power steering fluid seepage noticed in last December's test. 

What's likely to pop up this year? As with the fate of Saab, nobody knows, but the pics in the ad, the low mileage, the fully stamped dealer service history for the car's first ten years and the enthusiastic words of the vendor suggest the answer could well be 'not a lot'. 

If that turns out to be the case, what might your next year's motoring be like? Well, the first thing to repeat is that this is not a pre-1994 classic 900. It's a 1995 'New Generation' transverse-engined 900 based on the Cavalier/Calibra platform. The 2.3-litre 16-valve non-turbo 150hp four-pot under the bonnet has some heritage, though. It goes back not just to old Saab times but, with powerful enough binoculars, old Triumph times. It's a solid and simple unit, the kind that Shed really likes because he can sort so many issues by way of simple old-school remedies like checking the plugs, replacing the distributor cap, or, for that really professional look that the old villagers like, by squirting Easystart all over the engine bay.

If all else fails he can always ask for a lend of Bengt's hammer. These 900s were injected and they did have ECUs which could conk out over time, causing rough/no running, but that's pretty rare. Heater hoses blow but premature engine blowups as a result of snapped cambelts (which happened quite a bit on the 2.5 V6s) won't be applicable here as the timing is done by chain.

Paired up with a 4-speed auto box, as here, the 1,295kg 2.3i will deliver ten-second 0-60 times, mpg figures in the mid-20s, and annual vehicle tax demands of £295. The last two of those are the downsides of old-school motoring, but on the plus side there's plenty of nice wood and leather here to add a bit of luxury to your day. Bengt says he'd jump on it no problem and that age only matters if you're made of cheese. He quite likes the Saab too.


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Nsuro80

Original Poster:

27 posts

66 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Loving the cinnamon buns on that tarantula

Cambs_Stuart

2,905 posts

85 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Really like the 3 spoke wheels.
Good shed. Comfortable seats, and good MOT history. Do these have the "night time" dashboard setting?
Always good to have an update on Mrs Shed.

abzmike

8,483 posts

107 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Cambs_Stuart said:
Really like the 3 spoke wheels.
Good shed. Comfortable seats, and good MOT history. Do these have the "night time" dashboard setting?
Always good to have an update on Mrs Shed.
I had one exactly the same as this back in the day - and yes it had the night dash button - used to love that. Bit of a barge, but nice to drive even though, superbly comfortable seats.

Draxindustries1

1,657 posts

24 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Not a 'classic', not a 'collectors item'.
'Increasing in value'....' reduced to sell'
Very mundane uneconomical , expensive to run car renowned for engine sludge problems..

humphra

485 posts

93 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Good to see shed's writing is back and including good humour! Thank you for an enjoyable Friday read.
The car? I probably would, but I'm a car nut who wants pretty much all cars!

lrdisco

1,454 posts

88 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Very cool car. I would but not in that colour.

stu67

815 posts

189 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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I know it’s not the same car but went through 2 Saab 9000’s and a 9-5 back in the day, crumbs those cars were great. Saab did things their own way, I cannot remember one problem with those cars during my ownership and they were worked hard, wonderfully comfortable seats as well.

Jordie Barretts sock

4,469 posts

20 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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humphra said:
Good to see shed's writing is back and including good humour! Thank you for an enjoyable Friday read.
The car? I probably would, but I'm a car nut who wants pretty much all cars!
Except the author of this week's shed isn't Tony. So he isn't back.

Car? Bit meh. But then that's what she'd is about isn't it?

parabolica

6,737 posts

185 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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We're a Saab family through and through; a few 99s, earlier gen 900, 9000 CD, 9-5, my dad still has my old 9-3 Aero on life support. Never liked the look of this gen of 900, especially in 5-door, automatic guise, but each to their own.

humphra

485 posts

93 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
humphra said:
Good to see shed's writing is back and including good humour! Thank you for an enjoyable Friday read.
The car? I probably would, but I'm a car nut who wants pretty much all cars!
Except the author of this week's shed isn't Tony. So he isn't back.

Car? Bit meh. But then that's what she'd is about isn't it?
I said the writing is back, not the author.


Bobupndown

1,864 posts

44 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Hope Mrs Shed's vestibule is in better shape now after a good banging
smash

Pughmacher

376 posts

44 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Bobupndown said:
Hope Mrs Shed's vestibule is in better shape now after a good banging
smash
Eeek! Don’t like the sound of that Vestibule?! Did laugh mind.

Earthdweller

13,637 posts

127 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Lovely old thing

I had a 900S 3 door in Scarabe green, great comfortable long distance car then an SE 3 door in silver

Really loved the “black panel” button that turned off the dashboard apart from the speedometer

Something modern cars could do well to emulate

Hairymonster

1,440 posts

106 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Fantastic cars - solid and reliable. We had a 900 2.0 manual of the same vintage. We bought it with 80,000 miles.

Nothing ever went wrong over 5 years and a further 50,000 miles. We sold it for almost what we paid for it.

Betsybusso

9 posts

31 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Great shed. Only fuel economy would stop me getting something like this.

cerb4.5lee

30,931 posts

181 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Pughmacher said:
Bobupndown said:
Hope Mrs Shed's vestibule is in better shape now after a good banging
smash
Eeek! Don’t like the sound of that Vestibule?! Did laugh mind.
It was a great read I agree! biggrin

My Grandad always liked a Saab, and they do seem to have quite a loyal following. I'm not sure if this is for me though, because it is an auto and quite slow, plus quite thirsty too.

Turini

422 posts

167 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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One of the worst cars I’ve ever driven, chronic under steer and a chassis that couldn’t cope with even modest power. Best consigned to the Shed not worth buying list

dontlookdown

1,768 posts

94 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Had one of these back in the day when it was about 8 yrs old as I recall. 2.0 na.

Good points:
Best seats in any car I have owned.
Slightly quirky - key by the handbrake, night dash button.
Cavernous boot and roomy back seats.
Reasonable build quality - better than a Ford of that era.

Bad points:
Stodgy drive.
Modest performance - wouldn't want an auto with that engine.
Thirsty.
Not super reliable. Several minor but irritating breakdowns over ca 1yr ownership.

This one looks OK, auto box excepted, and is - literally - quite a lot of car for the money.

757

3,212 posts

112 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Hmm, borderline classic? Not really what I would class as a shed (shed to me meaning, cheap and throwaway...)

Do like a SAAB.

griffsomething

240 posts

162 months

Friday 7th October 2022
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Nsuro80 said:
Loving the cinnamon buns on that tarantula
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