RE: New Brabus Superblack endows GLS with 900hp
RE: New Brabus Superblack endows GLS with 900hp
Thursday 27th April 2023

New Brabus Superblack endows GLS with 900hp

Electric Smart city cars not your kind of Brabus? Need seven seats? Bingo!


Though the spec list for a Brabus 900 model is virtually a given these days, the tuner's insistence that it force a twin-turbo, 4.4-litre, 900hp, torque-limited-to-774lb-ft V8 into places it really shouldn’t go is hard to resist. Utterly crazy, sure, but irresistible. For all those unsatisfied with the 612hp AMG 63 flagship, Brabus is always on hand to add the best part of 300hp. Legends.

Now that list includes Mercedes' XL SUV, the seven-seat GLS. So every passenger gets almost 130hp each, which is nice. The Brabus 900 Superblack has apparently been designed ‘specifically for those who view luxury not to be a luxury, but a necessity’ but, of course, we’re rather more interested in what’s under that enormous bonnet. As per other 900s, the 4.0-litre AMG is bored out to 4.4 (4,407cc) and equipped with Brabus’ owns pistons, rods, crank, and turbos. Perhaps more staggering than the headline power is the 922lb ft of torque maximum, reined in to a modest 774lb ft to protect the AMG’s vital internals.

Limited to more than twice the torque of an Audi RS3 is madness. As is the performance: 3.6 seconds to 62mph, and it won’t stop hauling until it hits 205mph, or just a solitary mile per hour less than a McLaren 750S. No less incredibly, Brabus claims 23.7mpg and 273g/km, which doesn’t seem bad at all.

Predictably enough, everything else about the Brabus GLS is enormous as well. The 24-inch (!) forged wheels sit on 295-section front tyres and 335-section rears, so massive that even Brabus’ design of brakes looks a bit weeny behind them. A new air suspension model drops the ride height an inch, enhancing the ‘signature Black and Bold looks’ and hopefully keeping the big brute somewhere near tied down.

That’s about it for the mechanical upgrades, with the rest of the Superblack modifications rather given away by the name. If it can’t be carbon for the GLS, it’s black, from rear diffuser to front spoiler and brake caliper to ‘seashell diamond’ seat quilting. The only thing that isn’t black is the Shadow Grey window glazing. But then, as Brabus insists, ‘it’s always better in black’. Ain’t that the truth? Even a year after its 45th anniversary, there are a few ‘77’ logos dotted around to remind Brabus drivers of the year it was formed.

The Superblack 900 is available to order from Brabus now but, also in keeping with 900 tradition, the demo car is also for sale. At, um, €442,121. And 41 cents. Or more than £390,000 - yikes. But then bored out AMG V8s never did come cheap. Even if a standard (and very black already) GLS 63 does cost more than £200k less, that doesn’t have 900hp. And if you can have 900hp, you probably should…


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Stoned

Original Poster:

119 posts

159 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Just what the world needs, a 900bhp school run suv

numtumfutunch

5,174 posts

168 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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"So every passenger gets almost 130hp each, which is nice."


Best thing I've read in months. Thank yousmile

Motormouth88

789 posts

90 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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For a Brabus makeover that actually looks good to these eyes

Pusikurac

121 posts

70 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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I just love, how Mercedes still puts their ECUs on top of a very hot engine. What could go wrong? Well, funny story...

epom

14,983 posts

191 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Hahahhahahahhhahhahahaha I love it, its absolutely apesh*t makes no sense whatsoever but still.

AlfistiRetiree

6 posts

53 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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£55,714 per passenger....

Geoffcapes

1,309 posts

194 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Pointless. Utterly ridiculous. But if I had that kind of money to spend on that kind of car I would absolutely have one!

smithyithy

7,918 posts

148 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Stoned said:
Just what the world needs, a 900bhp school run suv
If I had both that level of money and a couple of kids, I probably would. It beats doing the school run in something dreary doesn't it...

On that note, I think it's 'andy74b' on Instagram etc that did the school run in his LaFerrari the other day laugh

Networkgeek

451 posts

63 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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This has been one of the more enjoyable articles on PH for a while, especially because it's easy (shorter) to read

I love everything about this car, apart from the insane price and the tiny exhaust tips. They look lost on the rear end of this behemoth

brownspeed

1,159 posts

161 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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coming soon to a footballers garage near you............


yuk! can't buy taste

C5_Steve

8,996 posts

133 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Looks almost subtle, especially for Brabus.

Love it. Can't afford it. Will swoon over the next one I see in Knightsbridge.

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

79 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Comments are surprisingly mostly favourable for this horrible lump so far.

Wonder if the PH writer regrets not upgrading it to Behold spec in the headline hehe

Wab1974uk

1,414 posts

57 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Power in cars have been silly for years. This is just taking the P**s

Why would you need 900 bhp in an SUV? Or in any car TBH. Ok, the odd Hypercar, but in everyday road cars, no.

Glenn63

3,953 posts

114 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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I actually quite like the look of the GLS, and this one even more (minus the ‘B’ badges) bet it sounds immense, if I had the monies I’d happily have one.

epom

14,983 posts

191 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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23.7 mpg..... yeah right !!!

smithyithy

7,918 posts

148 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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It's a real shame that cars as powerful and daft as this are lamented by many on PISTONheads, when we're arguably on the brink of them being a thing of the past in favour of silent electric soap boxes... (I know, I know, there's some cool EVs out there, but as a site dedicated to petrol heads you'd think we could all see the fun in something as outrageous as this, regardless of the expected clientele...)

mrclav

1,645 posts

253 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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brownspeed said:
coming soon to a footballers garage near you............


yuk! can't buy taste
Do you have either?

Fetchez la vache

5,908 posts

244 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Geoffcapes said:
Pointless. Utterly ridiculous. But if I had that kind of money to spend on that kind of car I would absolutely have one!
If I had that kind of money (I don't!) to spend on that kind of car I would probably buy something else as I find the front simply awful. Then again I'd chose the non-AMG version of the G wagon so that probably says lots about me.
Are there any "money no object" 4x4's like this that don't externally look like a dogs dinner?

wpa1975

14,750 posts

144 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Nope does nothing for me

Water Fairy

6,626 posts

185 months

Thursday 27th April 2023
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Lol I can almost here the naysayers' teeth itching with this one