RE: Alpina XD3 | Spotted

RE: Alpina XD3 | Spotted

Monday 15th April

Alpina XD3 | Spotted

The first SUV to wear an Alpina badge had its downsides. Speed wasn't one of them


It’s safe to say the Alpina XD3 was not for everyone. While it was hardly the first on the fast oil-burning SUV on the scene a decade ago, it was Alpina’s first go at doing one - and for a firm that had chiefly concerned itself with making good-looking BMW saloons even better to drive, the transition wasn’t altogether seamless. For one thing, it chose to work its magic on the F25 X3, which was never the most striking or pleasing thing to look - and looked precious little better when Buchloe was done with it. For another, there was an Alpina-sized premium to pay for the pleasure of owning one. 

But the ace in the hole was worth shouting about: up to that point, it was the fastest accelerating diesel-powered SUV you could buy. Which to some might still sound like ‘these are the best oysters I’ve ever had in an airport’ as a qualifying benchmark, but it really did make the XD3 something of a revelation at the time. Of course, the credit goes to the breathed-on version of the twin-turbo N57 3.0-litre straight-six that Alpina coaxed an additional 52lb ft of torque from. Meaning you had 516lb ft to call on pretty much all the time. 

Alongside a recalibrated eight-speed ZF slusher and a sub two-tonne kerbweight, this made the XD3 seem very enthusiastic to get up the road. The concept of a diesel-engined car getting to the national limit in under 5 seconds was not an entirely novel concept at the time, but to do it in a compact SUV definitely added to the eyebrow-raising effect. The car earned its quad exhaust, let’s put it that way - and its on-boost largesse tended to get you onside if you’d previously been sat on the fence (or possibly even a mile away on the other side). 

Of course, once you’d got over the sonic boom following you around everywhere, there was the retuned chassis to enjoy. As ever, Alpina didn’t attempt anything dramatic, it simply adjusted the ride and handling compromise to suit its discerning taste - and while today the XD3 couldn’t be expected to challenge anything with the very latest chassis gizmos, at the time it seemed like landmark effort for the segment. Again, mostly because it threatened to turn you to the dark side and admit to everyone that there was a compact SUV you liked. 

By ‘everyone’, we obviously mean other enthusiasts; apparently no one else needed telling because Alpina immediately struggled to satisfy the level of demand it provoked in the UK. Slightly questionable looks aside, well-heeled members of the general public evidently saw a premium-badged SUV with a luxury interior that went like stink and returned 41.5mpg (if you took the NEDC combined score at face value). And like most performance-orientated SUVs introduced in the previous decade, the XD3’s primary reason for being was to attract new customers to the brand. Job done. 

Ten years later, it means there are some choice cuts available to the used buyer. Granted, the passage of time has done its appearance no additional favours and you’ll still pay a modest premium for Alpina’s point of difference - but you can balance that against the thought that you’re getting a car with more torque than the subsequent G01 X3 M for roughly half the cost. Oh and it drives much more contentedly, too. This one, available from a franchise dealer and with just 54k on the clock, is £23,450. Still not for everyone, admittedly. But getting easier to like by the day. 


SPECIFICATION | ALPINA XD3

Engine: 2,993cc 6-cyl, twin-turbo diesel
Transmission: 8-speed auto, four-wheel drive
Power (hp): 350@4,000rpm
Torque (lb ft): 516@1,500rpm 
MPG: 41.5mpg (NEDC combined)
CO2: 180g/km 
Year registered: 2014
Recorded mileage: 54,000
Price new: c. £60,000 
Your for: £23,450

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cerb4.5lee

Original Poster:

30,692 posts

181 months

Monday 15th April
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I've always liked these, and I'm a firm believer that diesel really suits SUVs.

stuckmojo

2,979 posts

189 months

Monday 15th April
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I almost bought one and ended up with a Macan (both 2nd hand).

Similar residuals, this would have had a far superior engine to the Audi unit in the Porsche, which is rubbish

Firebobby

538 posts

40 months

Monday 15th April
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WOW! I didn't know these existed!! Have to say I think I might have been looking for one when I got the m140i had I known. Definitely one for the diary for next time. Brilliant.

Robertb

1,455 posts

239 months

Monday 15th April
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Good find... looks in nice condition too, in the pics at least.

How is the ride quality on these?

Andy83n

386 posts

63 months

Monday 15th April
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Mr Turd, please meet Mr Glitter;
Mr Glitter this is Mr Turd

Firebobby

538 posts

40 months

Monday 15th April
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Andy83n said:
Mr Turd, please meet Mr Glitter;
Mr Glitter this is Mr Turd
So, not to your taste then?

WCZ

10,534 posts

195 months

Monday 15th April
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diesel

pheonix478

1,319 posts

39 months

Monday 15th April
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I had no idea these existed either. Thankfully. Those oysters* definitely came from a skip out the back of Terminal 2.

  • great simile PH scribe

el romeral

1,055 posts

138 months

Monday 15th April
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I like a fast SUV as much as the next guy, but not this one. Maybe the wheels don't help - oh and it is diesel too.

FlukePlay

954 posts

146 months

Monday 15th April
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21" Alpina wheels to keep clean...

pheonix478

1,319 posts

39 months

Monday 15th April
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FlukePlay said:
21" Alpina wheels to keep clean...
Omg. The 16's on my C2 were bad enough! They might have even been 15's...

Water Fairy

5,508 posts

156 months

Monday 15th April
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We have a LCI F25 35d. It's great as a fast and safe family wagon. Don't understand the hate for the looks personally. I keep threatening to get it remapped. 360 is easy and safe, some stretch it towards 400. It's the torque of course that matters with these. It will chew the 'box if it's much over 520 lb/ft apparently.

nismo48

3,688 posts

208 months

Monday 15th April
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Looks in good order and quite a rarity too..

Firebobby

538 posts

40 months

Monday 15th April
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Ah! The old " keeping the wheels clean" comments! You all must lead very busy lives, if once a week you can't spend no more than 10 mins cleaning them!

Roger Irrelevant

2,941 posts

114 months

Monday 15th April
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Firebobby said:
Ah! The old " keeping the wheels clean" comments! You all must lead very busy lives, if once a week you can't spend no more than 10 mins cleaning them!
And anyway, I can confirm from direct first-hand experience that not cleaning the wheels on your car has absolutely no impact on its ability to function as a car. I keep coming back to an X3 M40d as a family wagon as they seem like great all-rounders, if I do I doubt I'll spend ten minutes per year cleaning the wheels.

Robertb

1,455 posts

239 months

Monday 15th April
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WCZ said:
diesel
Indeed. Oodles of low-down grunt, and high MPG. Perfect for this kind of car.

blue_haddock

3,214 posts

68 months

Monday 15th April
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Whilst i get that Alpina has always been discrete performance, this seems very dull to me.

The Don of Croy

6,000 posts

160 months

Monday 15th April
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My F25 35d does 38mpg generally, and maybe 42mpg on motorways - doubt if the spirited Alpina will improve that.

But that's not the point, is it? I'd love to have a petrol version but my budget keeps me down here in bargain-land where I've shelled out for tyres and a service, so feeling quite poverty stricken.

However, as a car (device for transporting people) it's a nice place to be, and more than adequate in reeling in the horizon when needed. Except when you hit a pothole, obviously.

I didn't know Alpina had converted one, either, so that's more kudos to add to the bragging rights (against whom?).

Oh, and this makes mine look quite good value, too. So there's that.

Maxus

955 posts

182 months

Monday 15th April
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Firebobby said:
Ah! The old " keeping the wheels clean" comments! You all must lead very busy lives, if once a week you can't spend no more than 10 mins cleaning them!
I'm quite happy spending an hour cleaning the car every week, good part of a day if it is a full session, but there is something tedious about cleaning Alpina wheels and BBS cross spoke wheels.

However, i've had both and would have either again as I think they look great on the right car.

McRors

281 posts

57 months

Monday 15th April
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Turns out you can polish a turd.