RE: AC Schnitzer turns up the temperature on BMW X5

RE: AC Schnitzer turns up the temperature on BMW X5

Tuesday 16th April

AC Schnitzer turns up the temperature on BMW X5

Want to make a splash at the school gates? AC Schnitzer will get you home quicker too...


There’s always been an element of jazz hands about the BMW X5. The model is 25 years old this year and arguably only Land Rover has a firmer grip on the modern SUV’s origin story than the car BMW built with its help. It feels like it has been around forever, and as a consequence of its long lifespan, virtually everything that has happened to SUVs since 1999 has already happened to it. And that includes a whole heap of go-faster modifications, including the one-off, V12-powered X5 LM that was already a thing in 2000. 

Anyway, the point is we’re now up to the fourth generation of BMW’s trendsetter, and there’s been no letup in the tinkering. Obviously, you can have an X5 M if you’re adamant that the car needs a 617hp 4.4-litre V8 to do its thing. But there are plenty of aftermarket options too, including a new tuning programme from AC Schnitzer, which uses the model’s recent-ish Life Cycle Impulse to have another go at making it go (and look) that bit quicker. 

In terms of output, we’re inevitably talking about software code rather than nuts and bolts, but for owners of the oil-burning 40d it means going from 352hp/531lb ft to 382hp/575lb ft, or - if you’ve already transitioned to the pleasures of plug-in hybrids - you can go from 489hp/516lb ft in a standard 50e to 551hp/590lb ft. The tuner makes no claims for the associated performance uplift, but on the basis that both provide you with more torque than X5 M owners get (i.e. 553lb ft) we’re going to say that both are fairly brisk. 

If that doesn’t stop you casting envious looks in the direction of the M-specific bodykit, you’ll be delighted (and not surprised) to hear there is a full range of aerodynamic parts also on offer, including a new front splitter, side skirt and roof spoiler - and a choice of 22-inch AC5 Flowforming rims in BiColor or gloss black. Or you can keep the standard wheels and Schnitzer will sell you some wheel spacers that gain you 12mm more width per side at the back. And if you’ve done without the BMW-supplied air suspension, there are spring kits that lower any applicable X5 by up to 30mm. So the X5 gets older, the more it stays the same. Refer to AC Schnitzer’s website for local stockists and prices. 


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fantheman80

Original Poster:

1,453 posts

50 months

Tuesday 16th April
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I like me a set of spacers, but I think the photoshop dude overdid it on image 3

Andy83n

386 posts

63 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Mr Turd meet...etc.

paul13

389 posts

203 months

Tuesday 16th April
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That fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch (more than once).

biggbn

23,446 posts

221 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Like that lots, love the colour!!

Kipsrs

437 posts

50 months

Tuesday 16th April
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“Want to make a splash at the school gates” more like want to make everyone vomit at the school gates?

VR6 Eug

636 posts

200 months

Tuesday 16th April
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A polished turd!

redrabbit

1,409 posts

166 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Included in the freebie valeting kit...


DoctorX

7,299 posts

168 months

Tuesday 16th April
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What a mess that front end is. How many surfaces? Colour is bloody awful too.

JAMSXR

1,490 posts

48 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Horrid thing to my eyes.

Demonix

488 posts

213 months

Tuesday 16th April
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BMW don't need any assistance producing visually challenging cars at present and yet AC Schnitzer have taken it upon themselves to push the fugliness envelope that bit extra. That is one minging X5!

GreatScott2016

1,198 posts

89 months

Tuesday 16th April
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That certainly looks to be trying a bit too hard. I don’t get these “SUVs on steroids”, but I’m sure some will love them and they will sell.

Dapster

6,968 posts

181 months

Tuesday 16th April
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GreatScott2016 said:
I don’t get these “SUVs on steroids”.
I don’t mind this actually. Although the side profile looks odd - wheels look too small for the depth of metal in the body, even though they’re 22”.

Out of interest this is what 22” looked like on an E53 - ridiculous.





Pughmacher

372 posts

44 months

Tuesday 16th April
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Not exactly a looker but it does have a brutish quality to it. No doubt it’s terrifying barrelling toward you in the rear view. Arguably one of BMWs better design efforts? Schnitzer mods have hardly impacted the visual impact over standard. But it is different. Variety being the spice of life and all that!

CG2020UK

1,523 posts

41 months

Tuesday 16th April
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I actually really like it

pheonix478

1,332 posts

39 months

Wednesday 17th April
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That's fking tragic.

Slowlygettingit

650 posts

42 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Had a black x5 up my chuff on the m1 yesterday.
It had the most ridiculous body kit fitted - guessing aftermarket from somewhere. What really made me laugh was the aero winglets on the front and the huge diffuser at the rear.
Driven very anti socially too. After it passed me it was 2” from the next cars bumper and repeated until out of site.


smilo996

2,795 posts

171 months

Wednesday 17th April
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comes with a coffee cup, reversed baseball cap and white sneakers.

C5_Steve

3,126 posts

104 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Dapster said:
I don’t mind this actually. Although the side profile looks odd - wheels look too small for the depth of metal in the body, even though they’re 22”.

Out of interest this is what 22” looked like on an E53 - ridiculous.


I can't believe those are 22s on the new one, absolutely insane.

Apart from the colour on this (which is lovely), it's a bit fussy. The older X5s are really starting to look very well composed now (and almost compact!).

asci.white

381 posts

74 months

Wednesday 17th April
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I suspect these are very colour sensitive.

Give it a more sympathetic hue and that would look nice..

Cryssys

472 posts

39 months

Wednesday 17th April
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The colours not helping it but even with the best will in the world it looks truly awful to my eyes.

Judging by some of the comments above I'm not alone in thinking that.