RE: 2024 Porsche Cayenne S E-Hybrid Coupe | PH Review

RE: 2024 Porsche Cayenne S E-Hybrid Coupe | PH Review

Saturday 25th May

2024 Porsche Cayenne S E-Hybrid Coupe | PH Review

What should you do if you can't have the 739hp Turbo E-Hybrid? Here's a thought...


Porsche has long had an issue with lesser-engined Cayennes. The initial resistance to its game-changing SUV was always going to be steamrollered by the time and money invested in making it go fast. But not every variant of its bestseller could be mended by a large and spirited petrol engine. Some were always destined to feature more humdrum powertrains, and in private the engineers would slowly shake their heads and concede that even by the most generous measure, these barely qualified as Porsches. They were there to satisfy customer demand and the requirements of the bottom line, pure and simple. 

Back then, this mostly applied to entry-level oil burners; now it’s the plug-in derivatives below the much more powerful and prestigious Turbo E-Hybrid that give off a similar vibe. As was the case with the diesel-powered Cayennes, Porsche absolutely needs to offer a full lineup of petrol-electric models - but it is probably fair to say that no one (or no one reading this, at any rate) is entirely losing their minds at the prospect of owning a Cayenne S E-Hybrid, even in its new and improved format. It may say 519hp on the tin, but after 50 miles or so it’ll be a 353hp 3.0-litre V6 carrying the can - and at 2,515kg, there’s a whole lot of can to carry. 

Furthermore, the can here is Coupe-shaped. Porsche does not require our blessing when it comes to its fastback SUV; evidently, it sells itself. Nevertheless, as with most of its rivals, the facelifted styling remains an acquired taste - one that still requires you to be okay with a fairly significant downsizing of the Cayenne’s boot capacity. If that works for you, the Coupe format is again available across the range, which includes the combustion S-badged Cayenne - very much Turner to the PHEV’s Hooch, thanks to a detuned 4.0-litre V8 that not only saves you not a few grand, but also a couple of hundred kilograms. Sure, you don’t get the E-Hybrid’s (theoretically) reduced running costs or access to a lower tax bracket or zero-emission range. But you do get a non-negotiable 474hp all the time and - let’s face it - a fundamentally better Cayenne. 

Still, we digress. Certainly, there are reasons there for choosing the S E-Hybrid over one of its mechanically similar VW Group siblings. The Coupe’s conceptually flimsy design brief might not be everyone's cup of tea, but the latest Cayenne interior ought to be. Porsche’s far-reaching update has walked the line between increased digitisation and physical switchgear very well: yes, there is a large touchscreen teeming with icons, but there are also physical, clickable buttons on the steering wheel and to adjust the climate control. And while it’s a shame to lose the gear lever to a tedious dash-mounted selector, it’s easy to like more usable cubby space in an SUV. 

Much like it was before, virtually everything in the Cayenne is nice to touch or prod or hold or look at. The car feels like it has been put together with the precision and aesthetic confidence of a Victorian pumping station. This, it turns out, is appropriate because there are undeniably times when the E-Hybrid feels like it weighs about the same as a Victorian pumping station. Obviously there is a legitimate two-and-a-half tonne reason for that, but with hefty steering and an assertive air-sprung chassis, Porsche has lent into the Cayenne’s reputation for burly, businesslike progress. It’s like driving a leather-bound bowling ball. 

As you might imagine - and despite a claimed 553lb ft of torque on offer with everything firing - this does not make the S E-Hybrid seem terrifically brisk. Of course, assuming you’ve started with the new 25.9kWh battery charged and stick with the default E-power mode, that’s because it’s initially the 176hp electric motor doing all the hard work, meaning you mostly get around on 339lb ft of torque. This is sufficient for stately and typically sober headway - and inevitably makes you pine for the V8 like a man separated from his fourth pint. When the V6’s contribution does appear - either in Hybrid mode or because you’ve drained the battery - it is as mannerly and as tolerant of your requests as an Anglican vicar. And roughly as memorable. 

If this doesn’t sound very like Porsche-like, it isn’t. But, credit where it’s due, things improve enormously if you push through the fustiness and actually drive the Coupe like it were a Porsche. Admittedly this requires a complete disregard for the kind of economising that presumably drew you to the E-Hybrid in the first place - but if you press very insistently on, the Cayenne’s underlying and newly improved faculty for demolishing fast roads rises up to meet you like hot fudge at the base of a vanilla sundae. Here, at last, the configuration of the steering and suspension make perfect sense: the Coupe’s husky footprint (greased here by optional rear-wheel steering) is suddenly made to seem deft and highly attuned to lively input. 

The turn-in, and the clarity of the front axle, are remarkable given the volume of car behind them; tellingly, you stop worrying about the S E-Hybrid’s performance between corners because it is so adept at carrying speed into and out of them. Needless to say, the additional mass cannot be concealed forever (you’ll certainly notice it when you do finally want to slow down) yet many of the qualities that Matt B identified in the V8 Cayenne S - the spot-on steering, the chassis’s deceptive tolerance under load, the obvious emphasis placed on accuracy - are recognisable once you’ve pushed the boat out. Doing so doesn’t make the S E-Hybrid seem super-fast in the mould of its betters, but it is hardly any less cohesive or convincing when you need it to be - and with just the V6 to work with, this is one of the few modern Porsches that encourages you to keep your toe in virtually all the time. 

There’s honestly something to be said for that. Although, if that sounds like your kind of jam, it's worth pointing out that you can have the 3.0-litre V6 entirely on its own in the entry-level Cayenne Coupe, and for nearly £20k less than the S E-Hybrid costs. Factor in the ticks needed for rear-axle steering, clever air suspension and PDCC, and you’d still save a bundle while ending up with a car that’s more than 300kg lighter and almost certainly quicker most of the time. Not that anyone would buy that version - but we like the idea of it more than we like the S E-Hybrid, which, for all its latent Porsche-specific talent, has demand-satisfying, school-run SUV written all over it. If you must have a Coupe that’s a PHEV, we’d recommend the Turbo if for no other reason than it gets the V8. Or you could just buy the V8-powered Cayenne S Coupe. Which, predictably, is what we’d do. 


SPECIFICATION | 2024 Porsche Cayenne S E-Hybrid Coupe

Engine: 2,995cc, V6 turbocharged, petrol, plus 25.9kWh battery and electric motor
Transmission: 8-speed auto, four-wheel drive
Power (hp): 353@5,000-6,000rpm (engine only; total system output 519hp)
Torque (lb ft): 369@ 1,450-4,500rpm (engine only; total system output 553lb ft)
0-62mph: 4.7 seconds
Top speed: 163mph
Weight: 2,515kg (EU)
MPG: 156.9 (WLTP; electric range 47-55 miles WLTP EAER)
CO2: 41g/km
Price: from £98,500 (£104,642 as tested) 

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Motormouth88

Original Poster:

273 posts

62 months

Sunday 26th May
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Nik surely holds the record for most uses of similes in a write up of anybody, though was able to read this piece, mostly.

nismo48

3,909 posts

209 months

Sunday 26th May
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Motormouth88 said:
Nik surely holds the record for most uses of similes in a write up of anybody, though was able to read this piece, mostly.
wink

CountyAFC

851 posts

5 months

Sunday 26th May
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Non descript blob of a car.

fflump

1,461 posts

40 months

Sunday 26th May
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Nice exterior colour, but that's about it.

hxc_

390 posts

186 months

Sunday 26th May
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Coupe?

fflump

1,461 posts

40 months

Sunday 26th May
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hxc_ said:
Coupe?
I look forward to Porsche offering this with a powerful electric only option. One could then buy a Turbo Coupe that was neither.

flatso

1,253 posts

131 months

Sunday 26th May
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Wow, look...more screens! Hi level interor design.

theicemario

698 posts

77 months

Sunday 26th May
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Nice shade blue wasted on this “Coupé” wker tank

Nish Gnackers

1,101 posts

43 months

Sunday 26th May
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Motormouth88 said:
Nik surely holds the record for most uses of similes in a write up of anybody, though was able to read this piece, mostly.
"Chinese Astronauts and Victorian Pumping Stations"

Utter tripe, shoehorned into car reviews, by Barbara Cartland's finest understudy.

plfrench

2,481 posts

270 months

Sunday 26th May
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fflump said:
hxc_ said:
Coupe?
I look forward to Porsche offering this with a powerful electric only option. One could then buy a Turbo Coupe that was neither.
Only 18months or so till the Cayenne goes EV like its little brother and then you'll get your wish come true biggrin

ducnick

1,834 posts

245 months

Sunday 26th May
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I’m all fine with SUV’s when they are a boxy practical shape for putting stuff in…. But I had a look at the standard cayenne recently, not even the coupe one, and I came away thinking it had insufficient interior space for its external dimensions. I can’t imagine how stupidly impractical a reduced boot version would be!

Jawls

665 posts

53 months

Sunday 26th May
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The point of this (aside from tax bracket shenanigans) is that you could do much of your hum drum local driving in electric only, and at the same time it fulfills a role as a do anything car for the entire family.

Are there cheaper ways to do this? Hell yes. But those don’t have a Porsche badge on them.

It’s not my cup of tea, but I get why it is for others.

Edit: just had a play on the configurator on the base Cayenne. God, since when were the colour options so boring?! I get it to 87k and that’s broadly just speccing it as comfortable so no driver focused stuff. Could knock 4k of that if happy with standard wheels and free paint, but still. Seems that badge is expensive! News to nobody, I know.



Edited by Jawls on Sunday 26th May 19:08


Edited by Jawls on Sunday 26th May 19:08

I 8 a 4RE

377 posts

243 months

Sunday 26th May
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It’s a car website; surely nobody enjoys reading this dribble and confusing structuring of sentences.

What’s worse, it doesn’t actually tell anything meaningful about the car.

What we really want to know:
- Is the drive train any good pulling out of a t-junction? Historically these cars have been either all or nothing. (How is this different between hybrid and petrol?)

- How does the roofline impact your boot? Can you still put three suitcases in?

- Which options are worth the money?

Just plain advice with an occasional funny line will do please

Frankychops

637 posts

11 months

Monday 27th May
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what does this line actually mean?

"drive the Coupe like it were a Porsche".

how do you drive a porsche? you drive this like a gt3? 9000rpm?

what an expensive, crap car.

AmyRichardson

1,199 posts

44 months

Monday 27th May
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Can't see much wrong with that, save that the interior look like something that wouldn't have passed Audi QC 10 years ago. But equally there's precisely nothing appealing about it at the same time - except the colour.

Maybe things like this have become such a ubiquitous ("basic") big-car option, and 500hp is so commonplace in the ev/hybrid era, they're just invisible.

NGK210

3,085 posts

147 months

Monday 27th May
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I 8 a 4RE said:
It’s a car website; surely nobody enjoys reading this dribble and confusing structuring of sentences.

What’s worse, it doesn’t actually tell anything meaningful about the car.

What we really want to know:
- Is the drive train any good pulling out of a t-junction? Historically these cars have been either all or nothing. (How is this different between hybrid and petrol?)

- How does the roofline impact your boot? Can you still put three suitcases in?

- Which options are worth the money?

Just plain advice with an occasional funny line will do please
The Florence Foster Jenkins of journalism, without the dotty charm.

He’s been churning out the same excruciating waffle for at least 15 years.

It was the same when he wrote for Autocar c. 2010: the forum was awash with complaints about the word soup with many comments re. articles not being read to completion.

If a stand-up comic was consistently being booed or heckled, or the majority of the audience walked out before the end, they’d change their act, right?

Not this fella. Why?

Either there’s irrefutable data that proves his verbiage generates lucrative sponsorship and ad revenue, or he has pics of automotive-media owners performing unspeakable acts with puppies and infants.

RicM5

193 posts

208 months

Monday 27th May
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Save yourself £60K and buy a 958.2 platinum edition 4.2 v8 twin turbo diesel
Mine averages 30 mpg and with 385ps and 627 lbft torque is an absolute grinning delight of a daily
Actually handles as well 😎

CG2020UK

1,683 posts

42 months

Monday 27th May
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Surely if I was in the market for a 2+tonne tank sized SUV the fact that Porsche are now releasing a car that is faster 99% of the time, probably 50% cheaper on fuel and will get me some tasty salary sacrifice options is a good thing.

Don’t think anyone is seriously buying one of these for its driving ability.

As for a real Porsche, let’s be honest the majority of Porsche sales are now SUVs and EVs. The 911s are now no longer the real modern Porsche.

Lotusgav

130 posts

161 months

Tuesday 28th May
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Have to say I find the T8 PHEV XC60 I have a useful compromise, much as this is. It wafts around on electric for most of our daily duties and 184bhp on the rear axle is good enough for that. Then if I want some poke and the family aren’t on board then everything to “polestar” and it goes like the clappers. Wife doesn’t have to worry about charging on long journeys which she can’t be arsed with. I get a powerful luxo barge. 2.2 tonnes sure and handles like aforementioned luxo barge but it’s the best all rounder I’ve had.

Small EV for second car/kids/town, 987 Boxster for weekend and roof down.

I can see how this Porsche might appeal apart from price and even more weight…

AB124M

37 posts

78 months

Tuesday 28th May
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Do most plug-in hybrids REALLY have no reserve electrical propulsion when the battery is nominally empty? In 3 years of driving a Volvo PHEV I've never experienced a total lack of electrical oomph. It just seems to default back to a self-charging hybrid and the regenerative braking means there is ALWAYS some electrical juice to help get you moving. Or is it just Volvo (and recent Lexi) that have this obvious but highly desirable feature?