Firewall Funnie

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k50 del

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9,237 posts

229 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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Much hilarity at office du K50 today when, upon checking the pre-loaded profanity filters in our new firewall we came accross...


chocolate starfish invader


:D


Not sure I even want to know what one is (although I think I can guess.... anyone got any more?

Podie

46,630 posts

276 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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Ours had "buttmonkey" in it.... What the hell...?!?!

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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www.steakandcheese.com

NSFW!!!! Found that one on a school blacklist

jon h

863 posts

285 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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I use surfControl e-mail filter which has a range of editable dictionaries. Out of the box phrases include "chutney ferret" and "vertical bacon sandwich" the second phrase seems to have been removed from the latest upgrade. There are many more, which have had us rolling around the office in laughter, in a very sensible grown-up IT sort of way, of course!

Previously we used a different piece of software to do the same job. I returned from holiday to find no e-mail could leave the building. Reason: an upgrade had been carried out and a dictionary which prevents mails applying for jobs passing out of the building. Ok, makes sense I suppose, but blocking the phrase "CV" when your postcode starts CV37 is not very helpful, as everyone has it in their auto signature!

An urban myth (I assume) suggest that a similar problem was encountered on an e-mail system at scunthorpe council!

Jon H

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Podie

46,630 posts

276 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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jon h said:

An urban myth (I assume) suggest that a similar problem was encountered on an e-mail system at scunthorpe council!

Jon H


Not actually an urban myth - there were issues, but it was to do with a "NetNanny" type affair. Schools also had problems when searching for "Titanic" (tits, apparently!) and "Essex"...

jimmyjimjim

7,345 posts

239 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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A friend of a friend works for a magazine publishing company. Their content filtering software got updated earlier this week. There was hell to pay today when the staff couldn't access some of the websites for some of their magazines. The culprits were a slimming magazine website, which made reference to weight watchers (think about it), and another scunthorpe based rag. The management were not impressed. I nearly wet myself!



edited to add couldn't. doh.

>> Edited by jimmyjimjim on Thursday 6th October 22:34

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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Podie said:

jon h said:

An urban myth (I assume) suggest that a similar problem was encountered on an e-mail system at scunthorpe council!

Jon H



Not actually an urban myth - there were issues, but it was to do with a "NetNanny" type affair. Schools also had problems when searching for "Titanic" (tits, apparently!) and "Essex"...

I installed a firewall at a school in Scunthorpe.... It's no urban myth, had to make some exceptions in the ruleset

Remarkably, my car still had wheels at the end of the day

rich-uk

1,431 posts

257 months

Thursday 6th October 2005
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jon h said:
"vertical bacon sandwich"




I love being responsible for our spam/profanity filter

chriswright

354 posts

223 months

Friday 7th October 2005
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Went to college in scunthorpe and can vouch for the problems, in the end they just stopped using a filter.

zumbruk

7,848 posts

261 months

Friday 7th October 2005
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rich-uk said:

jon h said:
"vertical bacon sandwich"





I love being responsible for our spam/profanity filter


Me too. Sitting in meetings passing round lists of obscene words and earnestly discussing with female HR people whether we want or as opposed to in the list.