Predictive headline competition
Discussion
Come Monday morning the rugby headlines will have gone and there will be only one thing to fill the back pages with.
So, what are the newspaper headlines likely to be? Do your worst.
Winner gets the glory of being as capable of writing corny headlines as those who are paid to do so. Or something.
So, what are the newspaper headlines likely to be? Do your worst.
Winner gets the glory of being as capable of writing corny headlines as those who are paid to do so. Or something.
Edited by Waiter on Friday 19th October 14:05
Hamilton our Hero
From Zero to Hero
Hero Hamilton
Move over Schumacher
what ever it may be, it'll be cheesy and ballshite, but then I don't read newspapers because I have a brain and I'm able to generate my own views - even if they are wide of the mark for some
From Zero to Hero
Hero Hamilton
Move over Schumacher
what ever it may be, it'll be cheesy and ballshite, but then I don't read newspapers because I have a brain and I'm able to generate my own views - even if they are wide of the mark for some
Edited by motormania on Friday 19th October 14:10
My lad's a journalist and he said that the best one he heard of was when there was the Renault on fire in the pits at Hockenheim GP:
Holocaust Mars German Race
seemed very apt.
One of my lad's own headlines was to a story where a chap had fallen to his death from the pub, The World Turned Upside Down, in the Old Kent Road:
Man Jumps Off the World
Both done in the best possible taste.
Holocaust Mars German Race
seemed very apt.
One of my lad's own headlines was to a story where a chap had fallen to his death from the pub, The World Turned Upside Down, in the Old Kent Road:
Man Jumps Off the World
Both done in the best possible taste.
Alonso wins third title! - Hamilton rues filling up with diesel.
Madeliene - Kate is an Alien shock!
Brown changes name to Brun!
Breathing Tax - Exhaling causes climate change!
Alo Alo we're nicked - Police begin to arrest each other to reach targets!
Walking Banned - Increase in pedestrian deaths causes policy change.
Winter Big freeze predicted - Meteoroligists try again after previously predicted killer heatwave failed to materialise in 2007
Cherie Divorces Blair - After living at home with him she has finally realised what a useless waste of space he is.
New 10mph limits introduced - Studies show that being hit by a London Bus at 20mph can prove fatal.
Madeliene - Kate is an Alien shock!
Brown changes name to Brun!
Breathing Tax - Exhaling causes climate change!
Alo Alo we're nicked - Police begin to arrest each other to reach targets!
Walking Banned - Increase in pedestrian deaths causes policy change.
Winter Big freeze predicted - Meteoroligists try again after previously predicted killer heatwave failed to materialise in 2007
Cherie Divorces Blair - After living at home with him she has finally realised what a useless waste of space he is.
New 10mph limits introduced - Studies show that being hit by a London Bus at 20mph can prove fatal.
Edited by mark69sheer on Saturday 20th October 13:01
Edited by mark69sheer on Saturday 20th October 14:23
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