Had anyone else forgotten....

Had anyone else forgotten....

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MrKipling43

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5,788 posts

218 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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What a fat er Juan Pablo Montoya was?! I mean, I remember everyone poking fun at his slightly un-F1 waistline but, jeeezoos, I'd forgotten what a porker he was!

I mean, check out those man boobs in the first pic! It's a wonder he managed to survive a race, never mind win one...

Can you imagine how could he would have been if he'd gone to the gym once in a while?!





Yeah it's a childish post, but you laughed didn't you? Go on, admit it...

cougarracing

206 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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he may have been chubby but in that photo hes on the top step of the podium and aint that what matters!

flemke

22,880 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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A few days ago I was having a good look at the driver's seat on Montoya's '06 McLaren. It was tiny. You would not have thought that it was wide enough to accomodate a ten year-old, much less the chubbiest driver on the grid.
All I could imagine was that he's got a very small skeleton, covered with a thick layer of soft, malleable flesh.

fastfreddy

8,577 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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He told me he was "big boned"!

flemke

22,880 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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fastfreddy said:
He told me he was "big boned"!
Right.
In that case, he must have a lot fewer bones than the rest of us do.

fastfreddy

8,577 posts

239 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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Maybe it was his accent and he was trying to impress the girls?

mchammer89

3,127 posts

215 months

Wednesday 9th January 2008
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MrKipling43 said:


Yeah it's a childish post, but you laughed didn't you? Go on, admit it...
Is it just me, or does Kimi look a bit ill in that pic? A vodka too many perhaps, maybe he just needs a sh!t

williamp

19,316 posts

275 months

Thursday 10th January 2008
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Calling Montoya chubby is a bit relative, isnt it? I mean, most F1 drivers are feaks of nature, built like jockeys and thin as sticks. If youy compared him with a regular Gym member, Montoya would be thin and super fit

jellison

12,803 posts

279 months

Thursday 10th January 2008
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Mosnter should hopefully get in the CHASE next year - he is missed in F1 - not one of the PC faires that seem to fill the Grid - though a few characters do seem to be coming in now.

D_Mike

5,301 posts

242 months

Thursday 10th January 2008
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yeah but he was good to have in F1.

amusing moment here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOW-jngVoT4&fea...

other moments here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6xwLC9Vlkk

the best thing about it was that he was able to race... Hamilton last year seemed able to overtake when others couldn't and I think montoya had the same quality of being able to pull off a passing move that you wouldn't have expected. Also the season (2002?) where he got that string of poles and fastest ever F1 lap was pretty cool too.

Edited by D_Mike on Thursday 10th January 11:47

D_Mike

5,301 posts

242 months

Thursday 10th January 2008
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and just to tie this in with other threads wink

had anyone else forgotten about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJJXIgnjug0&NR=...

a drive through penalty because the red car understeered into him!

like the man says, "this is bullshit!"

still, its nice to know that last season wasn't the only one where ferrari got special treatment.