Dress me up for an Italian wedding
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Features:
Quality hand knitted Union flag oversized court suit
Chinese made T-shirt
Genuine dutch clogs
shortened hands
Fat arse supporting frame (see picture)
Foggles, allowing you to see the GRAND OLD EMPIRE in 2009.
Translation kit, including: loudspeaker, can of carling, glass shard. (not pictured)
Copy of the Sun newspaper (not pictured)
Thai Prostitute £35 extra. (pictured with vaguely red white and blue choking device: £170 supplement)
AUTUMN SPECIAL: TOPHAT INCLUDES "VISIBLE TO POLICE HELICOPTER ONLY" FLAG DESIGN.
digitise said:
Toni896 said:
they are Swiss
But they live in Italy (possibly). And they look spectacular.To the OP - even if you get the smartest suit in the world, an Italian in a BHS suit and a Vespa will still make you look like a hobo - being effortlessly stylish is an Italian, not a British trait. Stick to traditional stuff - three piece suit, pocket watch, monocle, bowler hat. What ho, pip pip old chap! Or just get a nice suit that you like.
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