The Big Bang Theory

[Halb]

That seems a logical conclusion captain.

[Roberty]

Halb said:

yum

Amazon's are beefy gal's

[Halb]

Roberty said:

Amazon's are beefy gal's

More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to Shelly are splendiferous!

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

Edited by Halb on Friday 9th March 16:48

[F i F]

Halb said:

Roberty said:

Amazon's are beefy gal's

More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!

[Roberty]

F i F said:

Halb said:

Roberty said:

Amazon's are beefy gal's

More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!

"I think you'll find that was form episode......"

Oh dear, you need to get out more!

[F i F]

Roberty said:

F i F said:

Halb said:

Roberty said:

Amazon's are beefy gal's

More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!

"I think you'll find that was form episode......"

Oh dear, you need to get out more!

Not really, 5 seconds in google finds it on the screenplay transcripts. Above post took less than a minute.

Now as for the people who are posting the transcripts...

[Halb]

F i F said:

Halb said:

Roberty said:

Amazon's are beefy gal's

More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to Shelly are splendiferous!

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation
Tadaaaaa!

Haha, ta!

[Alex@POD]

Roberty said:

F i F said:

Halb said:

Roberty said:

Amazon's are beefy gal's

More brilliant interactions between Sheldor and Penny, her reactions to him and brilliant.

Trying to remember his mid-west corn fed line, but cannot.

It's in Season 4 episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation

In the apartment, Penny has just discovered the existence of Shamy, i.e. Sheldon has a girl_space_friend who is not his girlfriend. They are considering having a child together but not by having sex.

Sheldon: I’m quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

Penny: Oh, God.

Sheldon: Yes, exactly. Consequently, if Amy and I choose to bring new life into this world, it will be accomplished clinically, with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes. Which reminds me, you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigour. Is your womb available for rental?



Tadaaaaa!

"I think you'll find that was form episode......"

Oh dear, you need to get out more!

I was expecting Season 3, Episode 16:

Sheldon: Wait, hold on. Before we get to the courthouse, I’d like to call on your skills as an actress.

Penny: What is this?

Sheldon: I’ve taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand because, let’s face it, you’re somewhat of a loose cannon. Now, don’t worry, it’s written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?

Penny: Do I have a choice?

Sheldon: Well, of course you have a choice. Although we live in a deterministic universe, each individual has free will. Now, sit down. I call your attention to the events of November 16. Do you remember that date?

Penny (reading): Darn tootin’, I do, if the court will excuse my homespun, corn-fed Nebraskan turn of phrase.

[AndrewW-G]

latest download episode has lightsabers

[Halb]

Hmm, I may need to go to Nebraska to find my future wife!..or continue stalking Marisa Tomei...

[james_tigerwoods]

Just watching "The adhesive duck" episode - "Is that my arm"?

One of my fave episodes too

Edited by james_tigerwoods on Sunday 11th March 22:38

[ajprice]

james_tigerwoods said:

Just watching "The adhesive duck" episode - "Is that my arm"?

"It doesn't feel like an arm"

[Halb]

It is another ace moment between those two.
It's, 'Is that my arm?'

[ajprice]

Mmmm, Penny's 'arms'...

[TotalControl]

Have been watching this recently and am really impressed. Very good viewing.

[james_tigerwoods]

Is it wrong that I'm excited by this guest star:

April 5th - Stephen Hawking - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17337...

ETA - Excited by the APPEARANCE of this guest star...

[Halb]

Sexually excited?

[james_tigerwoods]

Halb said:

Sexually excited?

Arse - you saw that before I edited it...

[james_tigerwoods]

Halb said:

yum

[davepoth]

james_tigerwoods said:

Halb said:

Sexually excited?

Arse - you saw that before I edited it...

Freudian iPhone slip?