its started

[B0LLIKS]

it started this afternoon. knock on door.....hello i'm your local conser....door slamming. i have also placed my recycling bin under the letterbox.

[discoman]

Time to invest in a cheap water gun and lie in wait?

[NoNeed]

The opening line has to be "Blimey ain't seen you for ages must be at least for years or is it five"

[judas]

Had some around this morning while I was out cleaning the cars. They knocked on a few doors and got no answer before they buggered off - talk about half-hearted! Strangely enough, they didn't bother coming to talk to me even though I was quite clearly in, unlike the neighbours. Wonder if it was the 'Vote Guy Fawkes' poster in my window that put them off...

[VPower]

Was thinking of putting my postal vote on ebay!

What you reckon I can get fot it?

[B0LLIKS]

judas said:

Had some around this morning while I was out cleaning the cars. They knocked on a few doors and got no answer before they buggered off - talk about half-hearted! Strangely enough, they didn't bother coming to talk to me even though I was quite clearly in, unlike the neighbours. Wonder if it was the 'Vote Guy Fawkes' poster in my window that put them off...

like it, like it a lot

[hidetheelephants]

VPower said:

Was thinking of putting my postal vote on ebay!

What you reckon I can get fot it?

Unless you're in a Labour marginal, 2/3rds of fk all...

[hooperpride]

Only had the conservative chap round so far, nice enough bloke but I'm sure they all are. Only problem was he didn't really tell me what the conservatives would do for me, quite general and just a bit of small talk.

[mrmr96]

VPower said:

Was thinking of putting my postal vote on ebay!

What you reckon I can get fot it?

Prison?

[Jasandjules]

Well, I am voting tactically so I don't really care what they are going to say.

[maser_spyder]

judas said:

Had some around this morning while I was out cleaning the cars. They knocked on a few doors and got no answer before they buggered off - talk about half-hearted! Strangely enough, they didn't bother coming to talk to me even though I was quite clearly in, unlike the neighbours. Wonder if it was the 'Vote Guy Fawkes' poster in my window that put them off...

Either that, or the fact that you were holding a hosepipe....

[stitched]

I generally keep a bible handy and ask them if they have come to find God,
add a slightly manic smile and they beat a hasty retreat.

[ShadownINja]

stitched said:

I generally keep a bible handy and ask them if they have come to find God,
add a slightly manic smile and they beat a hasty retreat.

Actually, I got a leaflet from one of these JW types the other day. I will rescue it from the recycling bin, pretend I'm a JW and hand them the leaflet.

[stitched]

ShadownINja said:

stitched said:

I generally keep a bible handy and ask them if they have come to find God,
add a slightly manic smile and they beat a hasty retreat.

Actually, I got a leaflet from one of these JW types the other day. I will rescue it from the recycling bin, pretend I'm a JW and hand them the leaflet.

JW types you can normally remove with the question,
'Would you really die rather than have a blood transfusion'
add aforementioned manic smile
Job done

[Oily Nails]

stitched said:

ShadownINja said:

stitched said:

I generally keep a bible handy and ask them if they have come to find God,
add a slightly manic smile and they beat a hasty retreat.

Actually, I got a leaflet from one of these JW types the other day. I will rescue it from the recycling bin, pretend I'm a JW and hand them the leaflet.

JW types you can normally remove with the question,
'Would you really die rather than have a blood transfusion'
add aforementioned manic smile
Job done

Nah, easiest way to get rid of JW types just reply..

"Your not a JW! I should know I go to all the meetings and your never there!"

and then add the manic smile

[ShadownINja]

Oily Nails said:

stitched said:

ShadownINja said:

stitched said:

I generally keep a bible handy and ask them if they have come to find God,
add a slightly manic smile and they beat a hasty retreat.

Actually, I got a leaflet from one of these JW types the other day. I will rescue it from the recycling bin, pretend I'm a JW and hand them the leaflet.

JW types you can normally remove with the question,
'Would you really die rather than have a blood transfusion'
add aforementioned manic smile
Job done

Nah, easiest way to get rid of JW types just reply..

"Your not a JW! I should know I go to all the meetings and your never there!"

and then add the manic smile

Didn't have a problem with the JW visitors. They left after 3 hours.

Just like the idea of combating local candidates with a JW attack.

[B0LLIKS]

not far from where i live there seems to be, on one side of the road a lib-dem strong hold, and on the other labour, you want to see the size of the signs in the front gardens. i pray for a windy day in the hope they blow over and land on their cars.

[hidetheelephants]

B0LLIKS said:

not far from where i live there seems to be, on one side of the road a lib-dem strong hold, and on the other labour, you want to see the size of the signs in the front gardens. i pray for a windy day in the hope they blow over and land on their cars.

Perhaps they might mysteriously move into one another's gardens?

[B0LLIKS]

hidetheelephants said:

B0LLIKS said:

not far from where i live there seems to be, on one side of the road a lib-dem strong hold, and on the other labour, you want to see the size of the signs in the front gardens. i pray for a windy day in the hope they blow over and land on their cars.

Perhaps they might mysteriously move into one another's gardens?

yep, with a sign saying UKIP WOZ HERE.

[VPower]

musclecarmad said:

i'd ask them genuine questions

why did you sell off the gold when its now $1200

these are just thick imbeciles that come round door knocking - they'd do more harm than good if they spoke to me

Never read A Christmas Carol then!

Edited by VPower on Monday 19th April 18:04