You can tell it's Friday...

You can tell it's Friday...

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Dixie68

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3,091 posts

189 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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... because the usual teenage drunk has smashed my neighbour's passenger window on his car, is now bleeding copiously all over the place, and is screaming at the WPC that is trying to bandage him up that she is a "w*nker" and he's going to "f*ck her up". His mum has turned up and is adding her high-pitched voice by screaming at the WPC "what have you done to him you f*cking sl*g?". Lovely.
How the hell do you deal with this day in, day out as a BiB? Personally I'd let the halfwit bleed to death.

SteveScooby

801 posts

179 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Surely all police officers are far too busy dealing with speeding motorists to deal with antisocial behaviour........

Dixie68

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

189 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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SteveScooby said:
Surely all police officers are far too busy dealing with speeding motorists to deal with antisocial behaviour........
Nope, more have turned up now as the kid and the 'mother' are getting physical. Better than TV this is.

Jesus TF Christ

5,740 posts

233 months

Friday 2nd July 2010
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Pah! I'll see your broken window and raise you a hammer wound to the skull.

Dixie68

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

189 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Blimey! Mind you I'm pretty sure how to use a hammer would be beyond this muppet. All quiet now.

yazza54

18,786 posts

183 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Pics or it didn't happen

Dixie68

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

189 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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yazza54 said:
Pics or it didn't happen
Pics of the drunk kid that got taken away? How?

berg1

224 posts

175 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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pics of the left over blood would do.

PS not trying to offend any sections on here, but where did this happen?

streaky

19,311 posts

251 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Dixie68 said:
... because the usual teenage drunk has smashed my neighbour's passenger window on his car, is now bleeding copiously all over the place, and is screaming at the WPC that is trying to bandage him up that she is a "w*nker" and he's going to "f*ck her up". His mum has turned up and is adding her high-pitched voice by screaming at the WPC "what have you done to him you f*cking sl*g?". Lovely.
How the hell do you deal with this day in, day out as a BiB? Personally I'd let the halfwit bleed to death.
But what about the half-wit that wasn't bleeding? - Streaky

madala

5,063 posts

200 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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....I would have left the scrote to bleed to death....and if the flow of blood was not fast enough I would have helped out with a razor blade.....friggen scum I hate the 'feckers.

g3org3y

20,739 posts

193 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Inevitable 999 call and then off to A&E via ambulance. Quality.

Dixie68 said:
... because the usual teenage drunk has smashed my neighbour's passenger window on his car,
Accident or intentional?

Sgt Bilko

1,929 posts

217 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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I take my hat off to A&E staff. Spent a few hours in Stepping Hill last night, and the ste they take before waving the security guys over is unbelievable. Can't believe that people go there to be helped and then kick off when they are being treated. Scum, Utter scum.

Pseudonym17

225 posts

177 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Sgt Bilko said:
I take my hat off to A&E staff. Spent a few hours in Stepping Hill last night, and the ste they take before waving the security guys over is unbelievable. Can't believe that people go there to be helped and then kick off when they are being treated. Scum, Utter scum.
Sitting currently behind the reception desk in my A&E listening to a screaming match going on in the treatment room between a woken up drunk young lady and a doctor who apparently was'nt trying to feel her up but trying to fix her IV i understand completely and thank you for taking your hat off, makes it worthwile for us smile

Dixie68

Original Poster:

3,091 posts

189 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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g3org3y said:
Inevitable 999 call and then off to A&E via ambulance. Quality.

Dixie68 said:
... because the usual teenage drunk has smashed my neighbour's passenger window on his car,
Accident or intentional?
I didn't see it but heard him screaming at people from halfway down the street, punctuated by several thuds as he, (I presume), kicked/hit fences, bins etc on the way.
I had a look for blood when I took the dog for a walk but can only see some dark patches on the tarmac and, for some odd reason, a patch of sand in the middle of the street.
This lovely area is Gosport in Hampshire.

BDZ

583 posts

178 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Got to love Friday nights in the summer.

Last night was one of the worst I've ever worked, complete chaos fuelled entirely by alcohol, cocaine and feckwits of the highest order. Can still taste the CS in my mouth mmm.

Oh for those long, dark, freezing November nights to roll around...

Furry Exocet

3,011 posts

183 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Dixie68 said:
... because the usual teenage drunk has smashed my neighbour's passenger window on his car, is now bleeding copiously all over the place, and is screaming at the WPC that is trying to bandage him up that she is a "w*nker" and he's going to "f*ck her up". His mum has turned up and is adding her high-pitched voice by screaming at the WPC "what have you done to him you f*cking sl*g?". Lovely.
How the hell do you deal with this day in, day out as a BiB? Personally I'd let the halfwit bleed to death.
Taser Taser! biggrin

Zumbruk

7,848 posts

262 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Sgt Bilko said:
I take my hat off to A&E staff.
Hear, hear. I spent a happy couple of hours in A&E last year with a cardiac arrhythmia. I was treated like royalty, but the drooling drunken scum who came blundering in should have been taken out and shot. There were several bouncers (big blokes with no necks and T-shirts saying "Security") who I was surprised to see, initially, but were obviously needed. A very depressing evening, and not just because of my medical issues.

tenohfive

6,276 posts

184 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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BDZ said:
Got to love Friday nights in the summer.

Last night was one of the worst I've ever worked, complete chaos fuelled entirely by alcohol, cocaine and feckwits of the highest order. Can still taste the CS in my mouth mmm.

Oh for those long, dark, freezing November nights to roll around...
Payday weekend. The time when you just know it isn't going to end well.

Dangerous Dan

624 posts

173 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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Any updates to the bleeding chav incident??

nigel_bytes

557 posts

238 months

Saturday 3rd July 2010
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SteveScooby said:
Surely all police officers are far too busy dealing with speeding motorists to deal with antisocial behaviour........
Yeah right.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1264524/Th...