New to massage....

[Brother D]

Sooo....

Have been to see the masseuse at work for my back and worked a treat, and really helped. Really nice girl and easy to chat to, and got chatting about recently doing some serious endurance events and how everything is aching the next day(s), and she suggested booking in for a whole body massage. Which sounds great, but got me thinking, whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally? Is it a hazard of the job and they ignore it? Or would one be liable for a cold bucket of water?


Thanks in advance.

P.s. Just to re-itterate, this is a masseuse who works at our office gym, not at grotty soho back street affair.

Edited by Brother D on Wednesday 11th August 18:25

[Balmoral Green]

Brother D said:

whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?

Don't they offer additional services (at extra cost) to take care of that sort of thing?

[ewenm]

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

[soad]

Brother D said:

got me thinkging, whats the protocol if erm, anything erm, pops up accidentally?

Why not find out yourself?

Just to add, I wouldn't know. Not into massages.

Let the jokes start

[hornetrider]

One would imagine getting a raging boner dear chap. Speculation on my part, of course.

[Animal]

I was in exactly this situation a couple of years ago. My masseuse noticed and happened to mention that she was also a sports therapist for Harlequins and that it had happened to her on numerous occasions before, but was always on a much larger scale.

Funnily enough, I didn't even get a twitch thereafter...

[Dakkon]

Is the OP hoping for a happy ending?

[Shaw Tarse]

Aerofoil?

[soad]

Dakkon said:

Is the OP hoping for a happy ending?

It would appear so

[surrey7er]

Have you seen the outtakes from the movie 'Borat'? I think that's got the protocol pretty much covered off...

[Justayellowbadge]

Buttered or Salty?

Decisions, decisions.

[working class]

Ive asked my (male) physio this in the past.

Wear two pairs of tight boxers and a pair of shorts on top, also have a wk just before you go!

Job done.

[Brother D]

working class said:

Ive asked my (male) physio this in the past.

Wear two pairs of tight boxers and a pair of shorts on top, also have a wk just before you go!

Job done.

Not a bad idea. Might interfear with the glute massage action. But good thinking.

[AJS-]

Agree on a price before you blow your load.

[WorAl]

AJS- said:

Agree on a price before you blow your load.

yes, you don't want her to take advantage when you're vulnerable.

[Getragdogleg]

Before the next massage take some Viagra and then go and pop a chubby of epic proportions at her.

Tell us what happens.

Then we will all know for next time.

[Dan_1981]

Justayellowbadge said:

Buttered or Salty?

Decisions, decisions.

Bloody hell how much extra do you pay for choices like that?

Edited by Dan_1981 on Wednesday 11th August 21:28

[Mazda Baiter]

WorAl said:

AJS- said:

Agree on a price before you blow your load.

yes, you don't want her to take advantage when you're vulnerable.

[shirt]

they usually hold up a towel at the end for you to step into, in such a way that they can't see you until you're in it. however, this kind of makes you want to say 'look, I've not got a boner, honest'.

if you're new to massage, the pain of your back muscle being popped over your shoulder blade should give you something to concentrate on.

[Parsnip]

ewenm said:

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

Correct.

The physio I use is a South African bloke with finger like sausages - have reflexively swore at him more than once "oooh ya fker" etc. Even if it was a blonde stunner doing it, the sheer pain involved would put the little fella off his game so to speak.

Edited by Parsnip on Wednesday 11th August 22:01