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GadgeS3C

3,965 posts

89 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


yikes In only 4 years! How many miles had it done?

Andy_sx

2,402 posts

131 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


bloody hell fire... that is beyond worrying!

Hasbeen

1,973 posts

146 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Loaned my 21 year old daughter a convertible for a day at the beach. She & her girl friend apparently spent the day posing around the Gold Coast, in the car, rather than actually on the beach.

When they got home, the girl friend was bright pink. When asked why she had not put her sunscreen on she said, "we weren't actually on the beach, & I didn't think you'd get burnt driving in the car".

Not much petrol in her head, & not much else either it would seem.


LiamB

7,382 posts

68 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Hasbeen said:
She & her girl friend
Pictures.

sparkyhx

2,976 posts

129 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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GadgeS3C said:
sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


yikes In only 4 years! How many miles had it done?
(nearly 5 years, but that's by the by) don't know how many miles, apparently the owner also thought it was 5 years to get the first MOT - nobody could work out how she'd managed to drive nearly 2 years without an MOT either.

p.s. apparently they were front discs, rears were drums
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LukeSi

5,409 posts

86 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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sparkyhx said:
GadgeS3C said:
sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


yikes In only 4 years! How many miles had it done?
(nearly 5 years, but that's by the by) don't know how many miles, apparently the owner also thought it was 5 years to get the first MOT - nobody could work out how she'd managed to drive nearly 2 years without an MOT either.

p.s. apparently they were front discs, rears were drums
I hope she was reported to the police. Does not deserve a licence.

theironduke

6,995 posts

113 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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sparkyhx said:
GadgeS3C said:
sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


yikes In only 4 years! How many miles had it done?
(nearly 5 years, but that's by the by) don't know how many miles, apparently the owner also thought it was 5 years to get the first MOT - nobody could work out how she'd managed to drive nearly 2 years without an MOT either.

p.s. apparently they were front discs, rears were drums
Mental. The noise must have been horrendous and surely it would have felt a little...weird....to say the least!

aka_kerrly

9,918 posts

135 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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Did anyone else listen to Radio 1 news yesterday when they were discussing the proposals from the ABI that there should be a minimum one year spent learning to drive and that new drivers wouldn't be allowed to drive on their own or late at night??

Some of the quotes from people being interviewed were shocking and quite concerning, one inparticular from a girl who had apparently been driving for FOUR years who said she thought having a year of learning was a good idea because she still struggles to remember where the indicators are and how to change gear!!!!!

vincegail

1,875 posts

80 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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aka_kerrly said:
Did anyone else listen to Radio 1 news yesterday when they were discussing the proposals from the ABI that there should be a minimum one year spent learning to drive and that new drivers wouldn't be allowed to drive on their own or late at night??

Some of the quotes from people being interviewed were shocking and quite concerning, one inparticular from a girl who had apparently been driving for FOUR years who said she thought having a year of learning was a good idea because she still struggles to remember where the indicators are and how to change gear!!!!!
The examples given by this excuse for a driver should be done/found with your eyes closed (figure of speach of course) and without having to think about it.
This girl should be tracked down and receive a permanent driving ban. No excuses.

And yes, I frequently say such things at PH, but all people concerned deserve it fully.

Triumph Man

4,720 posts

93 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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vincegail said:
aka_kerrly said:
Did anyone else listen to Radio 1 news yesterday when they were discussing the proposals from the ABI that there should be a minimum one year spent learning to drive and that new drivers wouldn't be allowed to drive on their own or late at night??

Some of the quotes from people being interviewed were shocking and quite concerning, one inparticular from a girl who had apparently been driving for FOUR years who said she thought having a year of learning was a good idea because she still struggles to remember where the indicators are and how to change gear!!!!!
The examples given by this excuse for a driver should be done/found with your eyes closed (figure of speach of course) and without having to think about it.
This girl should be tracked down and receive a permanent driving ban. No excuses.

And yes, I frequently say such things at PH, but all people concerned deserve it fully.
And we have to share the road with these people... and crazy Skoda lady. Makes me think I ought to slow down, if one of these is coming the other way.

MartG

11,130 posts

129 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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aka_kerrly said:
Did anyone else listen to Radio 1 news yesterday when they were discussing the proposals from the ABI that there should be a minimum one year spent learning to drive and that new drivers wouldn't be allowed to drive on their own or late at night??
Errr - isn't that the point of passing your test - so you can drive without having to take someone with you, and not have to rely on public transport or lifts if you need to travel late at night/early morning ( when buses etc. tend not to run ).

aka_kerrly said:
Some of the quotes from people being interviewed were shocking and quite concerning, one inparticular from a girl who had apparently been driving for FOUR years who said she thought having a year of learning was a good idea because she still struggles to remember where the indicators are and how to change gear!!!!!
So because some dippy incompetent who should never have passed her test has problems with basic driving skills, people who are actually competent to drive ( and do so safely ) should be penalised ?

Absolute idiocy, dragging everyone down to the lowest ( and stupidest ) denominator

trixyD

215 posts

64 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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MartG said:
So because some dippy incompetent who should never have passed her test has problems with basic driving skills, people who are actually competent to drive ( and do so safely ) should be penalised ?

Absolute idiocy, dragging everyone down to the lowest ( and stupidest ) denominator
Aye, sounds about right. Sadly this is the way things are going. rolleyes

aka_kerrly

9,918 posts

135 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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MartG said:
aka_kerrly said:
Did anyone else listen to Radio 1 news yesterday when they were discussing the proposals from the ABI that there should be a minimum one year spent learning to drive and that new drivers wouldn't be allowed to drive on their own or late at night??
Errr - isn't that the point of passing your test - so you can drive without having to take someone with you, and not have to rely on public transport or lifts if you need to travel late at night/early morning ( when buses etc. tend not to run ).

aka_kerrly said:
Some of the quotes from people being interviewed were shocking and quite concerning, one inparticular from a girl who had apparently been driving for FOUR years who said she thought having a year of learning was a good idea because she still struggles to remember where the indicators are and how to change gear!!!!!
So because some dippy incompetent who should never have passed her test has problems with basic driving skills, people who are actually competent to drive ( and do so safely ) should be penalised ?

Absolute idiocy, dragging everyone down to the lowest ( and stupidest ) denominator
I completely agree, the whole point of a test should be to demonstrate that you can drive.

That said my instructor told me that his job was to teach me to pass the test and that learning is something that should be done throughout your driving career.

Another thing about these proposed plans is that these additional rules applied after passing a your test only seem to be for 17-24, so does anyone know of any statistic for people who crash in their first couple of years after passing aged over 24 ??

MGJohn

10,203 posts

108 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


Plenty of life left in them brakes.... init ... wink

Skodas, like Hondas do not need servicing. Common knowledge ... rofl


Worth repeating ~ there are far more unreliable car users than there are unreliable cars.

Clivey

4,548 posts

129 months

Friday 5th October 2012
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MGJohn said:
Worth repeating ~ there are far more unreliable car users than there are unreliable cars.
Now, that is a great quote...like it! thumbup

Patrick Bateman

9,619 posts

99 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Am I seeing that one on the left correctly?!

Petrolhead95

7,015 posts

79 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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sparkyhx said:
Woman owner of a 2008 Skoda - never been serviced or apparently MOT'd - came to garage cos her "brakes are crap"


I just spat my drink out looking at that. How on earth did she not catch on that something might be wrong with her brakes?! I hope she gets her licence revoked.

folos

892 posts

67 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Petrolhead95 said:
I just spat my drink out looking at that. How on earth did she not catch on that something might be wrong with her brakes?! I hope she gets her licence revoked.
I wonder what state the rest of her car was in?!

Amazes me how clueless people are, just half an hour ago I saw a lady driving her honda jazz along with no idea the exhaust had fallen off leaving a nice trail of sparks.,, ffs!

nicanary

5,417 posts

71 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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Can't have passed an MOT - so how did she tax and insure the thing? It beggars belief.

Spanna

3,346 posts

101 months

Saturday 6th October 2012
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nicanary said:
Can't have passed an MOT - so how did she tax and insure the thing? It beggars belief.
I'd guess it was insured, but not taxed or MOT'd, going by what the guy says on the last page she thought it didn't need an MOT for 5 years.
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