Fat Barry cant work!

[planetdave]

Larry's less musical brother.

[BarnatosGhost]

karl_mx5 said:

The couple of facts from the story that make you think that he may not be the ideal working candidate are:

1. He tripped over (hence the assesment) and was off work for three weeks because of it - article did not mention injuries of any sort.

2. He has "severe" IBS and sometimes can't make it upstairs in time so his wife has to hose him down in the shower..

Does he take his wife to work? Or does he slap about till home time?

'Cause if it dries on his dangleberries she'll need to use the BBQ tongs to sort that out.

[Thankyou4calling]

anonymous said:

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In the papers today, made redundant (!) because he is so fat he may fall on someone and squash them.

[anonymous-user]

Thankyou4calling said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

In the papers today, made redundant (!) because he is so fat he may fall on someone and squash them.

I googled 'Fat Barry Redundant' and it came up with this thread

I found it though

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309407/Th...

Apologies for the DM link (Soovy will love it though, about 10 DM links today and not all of them his )

[BOR]

Thankyou4calling said:

.... solution, gastric band, cant because of poor heart! What can you do?

<<Shrug>> Gastric band it is then.

[TheEnd]

"Shirley, did you 'ave to tell 'em i st misen?"

[stitched]

Some days, his IBS can be so severe he can’t make it upstairs and I have to stand my husband in the shower and wash him down.'

She added: 'I can’t afford to keep him. I may as well pack my husband’s bags and chuck him on the street.'


Good call love,
Just make sure he doesn't land on me please.

[Plotloss]

If my surname was Ireland and I had a son I'd probably call him Barry, but then and only then.

[Plotloss]

To you.

[Thankyou4calling]

Barry mcGuigan. Not Fat! Top man though.

[Dunclane]

I thought you meant this Fat Barry....

[Thankyou4calling]

I think that guy lived (lives) in Brum, saw a documentary on him and he was a lively bloke, birds seemed to love him.

[I lick windows]

Thankyou4calling said:

I think that guy lived (lives) in Brum, saw a documentary on him and he was a lively bloke, birds seemed to love him.

As a target, they can't bloody miss him!

[dudleybloke]

Dunclane said:

I thought you meant this Fat Barry....

the original and best!
that man can put some food away!