RE: PH Carpool: Ariel Atom

RE: PH Carpool: Ariel Atom

Tuesday 12th April 2011

PH Carpool: Ariel Atom

PHer and 'Atomist' Mark Harries lives life in the spotlight



Owning the fastest scaffolding in the West (Midlands) isn't without the odd drawback, says PHer Mark Harries - aka 356speedster:

PHer Mark Harries at the wheel
PHer Mark Harries at the wheel
"You need commitment and preparation to own an Atom. The obvious lack of bodywork, windows and a roof mean that you need to check weather forecasts every five minutes, pack a Berghaus or prepare yourself for a possible early shower.

"More than that though, you must be prepared to be the centre of attention...all the time. Every journey on Her Majesty's highways is a new experience.

"Planning for naff weather is one thing, but before every journey you have to prepare your noggin. Now, for such an accelerative car, that seems like an obvious statement to make, but to be honest you mostly need to prep for other humans.

"Beeping horns, frantic waves and weaving cars are understandable, but I never expected I'd need to scan the footpaths for suicidal snappers. These guys are ready to jump clean into the road, with nothing more than a Nokia protecting squidgy organs from oncoming sports car. I've never had so much emergency stop practice since I took my driving test. That said, in the face of such enthusiasm and positive reaction you can't help but salute that kind of reckless endangerment and commitment!


"Then there are the questions. You try, but can't possibly prepare for them all. They come from anyone and everyone, old and young, and again... whether you're stationary or moving. Most folk still have no idea what an Atom is, with a good majority thinking that it's actually something knocked together in a back garden shed which uses a lawn mower engine. Speed is an obvious query, as are concerns of road legality (number plate / tax disc) and utter bewilderment that a helmet is not mandated (although eye protection is essential).

"If you're thinking of buying an Atom, be prepared for passenger ride requests every time you go out. Thanks partly to some organised charity work I've done - selling passenger rides for donations - I think my spare seat has seen more backsides than a portaloo at Glastonbury. And that's absolutely fine, but I do have two issues with passenger requests: Firstly, you do need to ask! Fifteen stone lager louts trying to jump into the spare seat while I'm mooching in traffic is not on. And secondly (more importantly), there aren't enough pretty ladies interested in the second seat. And that makes me sad. To be fair that could be to do with my mug, but apparently the Atom isn't exactly hair-do friendly.

"In case you're wondering, Atom ownership is fantastic and I love it. It's an extrovert car, aimed at the eternal show-off, who has no regard for their own Barnet. Since buying it, I've become an armchair weather forecaster and I'm quite adept at folding all-weather clothing into the six square inch boot (yes, it has a storage compartment in the front), origami style. However, I don't think I'll ever be prepared for all the questions and attention it attracts. Now, if I could find a cure the lack of female interest in mobile scaffolding, it'd be just about perfect."





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gib786

Original Poster:

8,862 posts

178 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Nice write up on a very nice car. Shocked that there are folk who have tried jumping into the spare seat like that! Which charity days do you attend? Would love to see what the car feels like as passenger

Dr G

15,197 posts

243 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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I enjoyed reading that, cheers Mark!

JumpinJack

404 posts

179 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Jealous!

300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

191 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Very nice Atom there. Nice to see a blue one too, so far I think I've only seen red ones.

Switch`

3,455 posts

176 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Top write up!
Now where did I put my savings....

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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You big poseur, tell us about how it drives! smile

How is it against the RS? Do you track it too?

Honsta

110 posts

171 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Love the PH sticker on the intake, what a great place to put it.

Lovely car mate.

Biker's Nemesis

38,711 posts

209 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Nice write up.

TVRWannabee

524 posts

248 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Cracking car, cracking write up.

PaulMoor

3,209 posts

164 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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gib786 said:
Nice write up on a very nice car. Shocked that there are folk who have tried jumping into the spare seat like that! Which charity days do you attend? Would love to see what the car feels like as passenger
Some guy tryed to jump on the back of my wifes bike once. She nearly lamped him. If I had been there I would have.

Love the car. I'd love to run something like that before I get to old. The only problem I have is the lack of luggage room.

Edited by PaulMoor on Tuesday 12th April 12:49

DanGPR

989 posts

172 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Focus RS and an Atom?

You lucky, lucky man!

750turbo

6,164 posts

225 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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One day........sigh smile

356Speedster

2,293 posts

232 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Thanks for the feedback folks. I wrote the article as something out of the norm vs the usual mpg / ownership, glad you enjoyed!

I've done 4 or 5 charity events with the Sporting Bears. Namely, Cholmondeley Pageant of Power, NEC Classic / MPH Show and Supercar Sunday @ Gaydon. I'm always up for giving folks a run in the car, but I was serious when I said I've had people try to jump in the seat while I was driving!! Trying to push pissheads out of the car, while stop-starting and harnessed in is not fun.

I chose the Gunmetal chassis, Blue panels and Smoked Chrome wheels to make it subtly different from other cars. To be honest you can have almost any colour combo you like and there are some great examples out there.

I'm not actually a track lover, so my driving is done on the road. If you look in the Midlands forum, you'll see various runs I organise for PH'ers. We get together for Sunday Services, Midlands Breakfast Club, etc and on 30th April, I'm organising a 300mile run around Wales... anyone want to join us?

As for how it drives, well, it's easy to say it's mental. Like no car I've ever driven and it's a hoot even bringing it to work on the daily commute occasionally.

Luggage space isn't too big an issue to be honest. It's got a small boot, you can wedge stuff under / behind the seats, there's the passenger footwell (used on Sainsbury's runs when I've felt like a laff) and I've even seen guys strap saddle bags to the chassis top-tubes! You make the most of what you've got when you need to. I've been to Le Mans twice in it, although having Aston V8V, Fez 360 and RS4 support vehicles does help too biggrin This year, I think we've got 8 or 9 cars going along, so should be OK for that one too!

As for the RS, well that's fab too, but on a different level. With all of the Mountune upgrades on it, it's absolutely fantastic and waaaay more capable than most folk realise. FWD myths dispelled biggrin As a daily driver, I absolutely love it and alternate it with my tuned Focus ST.... as you can imagine, my monthly fuel bills are sizable frown

Thanks for all the comments guys, feel free to join us on a run or say hi at any future PH event. Pax rides welcome!

psymonr

148 posts

182 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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356Speedster said:
As for the RS ...
356Speedster said:
and alternate it with my tuned Focus ST...
How do they compare? I presume from the fact that you have both, the differences are notable?

ETA: I understand it might sound like a daft question, as I know there are many differences between the two, but I am interested to know what made you buy and keep both,

Edited by psymonr on Tuesday 12th April 13:14

Digga

40,352 posts

284 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Only ever seen one of these once, near my home on Cannock Chase (as this the OP...?) and I did the full-on, gormless, fly-catching gawp. Truly awesome motors these and proper PH motor. thumbup

Johnpidge

588 posts

190 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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DanGPR said:
Focus RS and an Atom?

You lucky, lucky man!
Sounds like the perfect pair

Nice write up!

ribenavrs

555 posts

197 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Nice write up and car looks fantastic too

Been for a spin in a 300 and it was absolutely mental even on moist roads, seemed far, far quicker than a V12V

Green eyes smile

Dawsey

67 posts

192 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Nice write up Mark, sums up owning one perfectly.

I hope I am not breaching any rules but have a look at www.atomhire.co.uk, I rent these cars out for road and track hire, all levels of power to suit most drivers.

Now you can all experience what Mark is enjoying.

Cheers
Dawsey


AyBee

10,536 posts

203 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Awesome car but understandable issues in wet weather hehe

As for people jumping in, can you not let them, then blast as far away as possible as quickly as possible and then make them get out? hehe

DaveL485

2,758 posts

198 months

Tuesday 12th April 2011
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Great write up Mark.

And it's bloody fast as well, I can't keep up with the damn thing anyway! smile