Avoiding the Jemini Nil Points scenario

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I now declare this 'Norn Iron' region forum open. Any body there?

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Hi Stu - are you buying Simon's Chimaera? - should change your name to IrishStu!
Hi Tony - What's the other half then?

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Hi Big Simp - did you get to the meeting in the Hillside today? - I couldn't go as I had a Christening to go to.

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Ah great - welcome Cosmoschick - this place is bound to pick up now you're here! Lads give the lady the best seat in the house and set her up a pint and a wee bush.

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Careful with those vowels Stuey!