Umm, hello?

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I've been a Pher for a long time. I remember when it was all fields around here.

Anyway Kia Ora

I've discovered I'm a Kiwi. So with a tongue in cheek, and perhaps not, any advice?

Should I, like Canadians (maple leaf) always have a silver fern / Kiwi badge/something on my luggage to separate me from the Fosters drinking sheep fanciers?

I have to confess, I hate lamb. Tastes like arse. And although I've always had a respect for the Haka, I'm not a rugby fan - can this be injected with my black passport?

I can confirm that I've done the full 'proud Kiwi abroad' and have Steinlager in the fridge (it's actually very good) and have bought this on Ebay... so any advice?

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My jandles are Reef so I can open bottles.

Don't need gum boots even though I live on the edge of Exmoor.

Do I pass?

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Applying for Section 10. My mother was born in Dunedin.

A passport and citizenship was first on the list.

Every Kiwi I've had any dealings with so far has been incredibly polite and helpful.