Am I abnormal? How long to wash and polish your car?

[Keepersball]

So I may well be heading for a divorce due to my OCD in cleaning my car!! My process is hoover inside, clean and polish interior, rinse exterior, snow foam, rinse, shampoo, dry, polish, wax, treat tyres, take many many photos haha

This is usually a 3 hour process twice a month

How long do you spend and what excuses do you give the other half? Hahah