New Car Discounts

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After being fortunate enough not to have to go near a car dealers for the last 5 years it's that time again and already I'm dreading the experience as I'm not the most patient and started my working life (a looong time ago) as a car salesman at a Ford dealers in Chesterfield, England.

Anyhoo, does anyone have any experience of likely discounts on new, mainstream VW/Audis and Utes - I need one of each.