Holly Willoughby vs Fearne Cotton?

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Hmm?

IMO, Fearne Cotton is like a 12yo boy.

For the avoidance of doubt - THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING.

Whereas Holly, although somewhat "large of head", is just the kind of BBW I go for.

Mmm... Holly

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Puggit said:

You are aware of the definition of BBW, aren't you?

Sure.

Holly is def a BBW. Not in the same mould as say, Michelle McManus though.

Curvy, rather than disgustingly fat.

You have Michelle Puggit, I'll take Holly.

Sideways.

Until she goes bog-eyed and starts twitching.

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NDA said:

JagLover said:

Who are they

Ugh. That will appeal to those out there who fantasise about bumming the paperboy.

Real men prefer Holly. FACT.

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Frederick said:

Type BBW into google images...

What do you think I do all day?

(besides wasting time here?)

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torres del paine said:

Schnell said:

What does BBW mean?

Big beautiful woman.

Put Jenny Hill followed by tits and maybe big into google and see for yourself. I'm a fan.

Kirstensroom.

Much time wasted, fluids spent.

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NDA said:

Yugguy said:

The Fairies: "It's time to put on on our fairy nighties."
Me: thwap, thwap, thwap.

Quote of the day.

Seconded.

Put that on your gravestone Yugguy.

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lazyitus said:

Goochie said:

Holly used to do live childrens' TV on ITV.

While we're on the subject of childrens TV....



I can't wait to get home to watch CBEEBIES. Its the closest thing to porn that I can watch while the wife and kids are in the same room.

Edited by lazyitus on Thursday 6th September 11:32

Mmm... Sarah-Jane.

I'd give her a Higgledy Piggledy House... or something.

Once she wore some tite strides that almost ALMOST gave me cameltoe joy, as I pushed my face against the screen whilst my kid screamed I was blocking the telly.

I think the CBeebies mods interfered, cos I'm been following her career ever since, but her clothes have got baggier.

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NDA said:

It does feel somehow wrong to find kid TV presenters attractive - my kids like their personalities etc. Meanwhile daddy has 'thrapping' on his mind.

Nice bouncies - but dude, what happened to her face?

It looks like fire-damaged Lego.

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NDA said:

lingus75 said:

If you want to meet her whilst she is drunk and 'Slightly' less inhibited then hang around the waterfront in Bristol at the weekend. Seen her necking beers plenty of times.

......and?

Not unless she agrees to wear a mask. Like one of them rubber Ronald Reagan ones.

See then it seems like a lot of effort to get over to Bristol to have a pop at some lass in a Ronald Reagan mask, when Mrs Rammage will oblige in the comfort of Rammage Manor.

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NDA said:

Yes, well... when you put it like that.

Hubba.

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I am partial to that dark-skinned lass what sometimes does the weather on GMTV.

Forget her name now.

Proper sturdy thighs. Looks like she could withstand some prolonged torment at the business end of my "special purpose".

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Racefan_uk said:

neil_bolton said:

Although there is that Newsround bird

You mean this one? Ellie Crisell

Edited by Racefan_uk on Thursday 6th September 12:29

Can't decide about this one. Her face looks like it could be a bit wonky.

Appears to have nice topsies though. Ronald Reagan mask may be required again.

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Schnell said:

On the subject of Blue Peter presenters, may I present you with the former Miss Northern Ireland:





ETA: Not the best pic. Will try and digg out a naughtier one

Edited by Schnell on Thursday 6th September 12:33

This one looks friendly, though perhaps with a tendency to bossiness. I bet she has one of those awful screechy voices that NI birds often have. Thankfully I am rarely abroad without a roll-up football sock for just such contingencies.

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The Hypno-Toad said:

Holly... till she forgot how to speak and until all I had left were two tiny raisins...but it would be worth it....

Fearne is way too thin and looks like a pikey with those tattoos.

I concur. Cotton wouldn't know what to do.

Holly.... oh Holly.

She would adopt the position and stay put until I was ab-so-lute-ly drained... and my nuts felt like they had been dry-roasted.

Then I'd give her a cheeky slap on the butt before I fell off and the medics took me away on a stretcher.

Holly wouldn't even break a sweat.

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collateral said:

Something about Fearne completely bugs the shit out of me.

Admittedly she looks good enough but the annoyingness is a deal breaker.

In summation, mine's a Holly:

OMG.

O....M.....G

Step back fellows, I am afraid I am going to spill my load.

If I could just...hook...my finger...

Jesus.

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anonymous said:

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Two things - inverted n1pples. FACT.

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Yugguy said:

This is the girl for me, Penny Pocket from Balamory.

Big, cock-sucking cheeks and she's in a wheelchair so she's just the right height for me.

Balamory is full of munters since they replaced Josie Jump.

The old Josie Jump was well dirty. You could see it in her eyes.

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Yugguy said:

torres del paine said:

How tall aren't you?

Well, I always thought I was 5 foot, 8 AND A HALF inches tall. However an earlier thread has ascertained that I am in fact a narcissicistic hairy dwarf.

I always tell lasses that I'm not short - I'm just IN THE DISTANCE.

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And let's not forget Amanda Lamb.

Oh, and Jenna Louise Coleman.

Sadly both tend to wear far to many clothes for my liking.

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Schnell said:

...anyways. Back on topic, who can forget this little piece of crumpet?





obviously before she went bald and turned into a man of course

OK if you like scrawny mentals.

You could see her mentalness coming from a mile off.

Prefer the chunkier, more sane girls.

Anyway...

Amanda Lamb...

Jenna Louise Coleman...

Nicely nice.