Carol "nippy" Kirkwood

[Yugguy]

Christ all-fking-mighty what the hell is wrong with you? For fk's sake love, this morning it was NOT nippy. The temperature dipping below 20 degrees does not mean nippy.

[Yugguy]

She does my nut in. Every day that has a temperature below 20C is apparantly "atrocious."

No love, taking you up the Oxo, now THAT would be atrocious.

[Yugguy]

She was at it again this morning, "It's a chillier start to the morning."

FFS love, fking "chilly" is when it's 5 degrees, not 18. It can't have been that cold I couldn't even see your nipples and I had a bloody look let me tell you.

[Yugguy]

ironictwist said:

I rather fancy her..It's nice having to oggle @ her first thing. Am i wrong?

No, I'm with you on that one.

And aye, it was apparantly "fresh" this morning.

Fresh???? I was sweating like a rapist.