Problems with Friends Girlfriend
Discussion
Ok guys I have a little bit of a problem, it involves me and one of my friends girlfriends lets call him Bob and her Lisa. This is also a pretty long post so hang in there!
Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.
Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.
The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.
Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :roll
Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.
I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.
All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.
Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bulls
t! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.
I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to fk you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).
Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:
a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating bh.
d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.
Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.
The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.
Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :roll
Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.
I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.
All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.
Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bulls
t! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to f
k you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:
a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating b
h.d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
Option A was kind of sarcastic but hey it seems to be what most people are going for!
One of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)
One of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)
minimax said:
Eddh said:
Option A was kind of sarcastic but hey it seems to be what most people are going for!
One of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)
ok, change of opinion. you are a cockOne of my mates contstantly keeps telling me and once I'm drunk I will end up nailing her - I have a bit of a reputation amoung close friends of not caring if the girl has a boyfriend (havn't done this to a half decent mate though)
how you can consider the chap your mate if you're actively considering doing his bird?
I wonder if your mate would fck your GF? probably not, it's something chaps do to people who aren't their mate..having said that...
HTH Rude Girl said:
Oh and by the way, keep all of her texts, and your non-commital replies, because if she's the type who's prepared to go after her bloke's mate behind his back, she's also the type to turn on the taps and tell him it was you pursuing him.
I think thats probably a good idea, keeps me out of the st so to speak!Mr POD said:
ThatPhilBrettGuy said:
People that post stuff like this on open internet forums are retarded. It's not going to be that hard to find out it's you now, or in years to come and you've posted all this stuff that's going to come back and haunt you.
I bet you are fun at a party. GuildfordPaul said:
Eddh said:
Rude Girl said:
Oh and by the way, keep all of her texts, and your non-commital replies, because if she's the type who's prepared to go after her bloke's mate behind his back, she's also the type to turn on the taps and tell him it was you pursuing him.
I think thats probably a good idea, keeps me out of the st so to speak!Chainguy said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Chainguy said:
It's went to far now.
Welcome to our country. You are picking up the english , how you say, good, yes?Get Karter said:
If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
I don't want a girlfriend at the moment came out of a 2 year relationship about 6 months ago and decieded I wanted a break from girlfriends for a bit, its so much more fun with other peoples seriously I dont know what it is...
RobM77 said:
Don't do it - it's simply not worth it for all the hassle it'll cause. Imagine the regret you'll feel afterwards!
The more complicated issue is the fact that your mate is going out with a girl that would think nothing of cheating on him. That's what would concern me. As to what to do about that, I really have no idea. It deserves some thought though.
This is the thing do I expose her for the cheating bThe more complicated issue is the fact that your mate is going out with a girl that would think nothing of cheating on him. That's what would concern me. As to what to do about that, I really have no idea. It deserves some thought though.
h she is or do I let it lie?minimax said:
Swilly said:
cornishgirl said:
Swilly said:
Wait till they break up.....
Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...
Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...
Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...
Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...
You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5. Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...
Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...
Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...
Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...
Edited by Swilly on Tuesday 2nd September 13:50
Cara Van Man said:
Get Karter said:
This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.
If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?
Nail.Head.Hit.If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?
It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.
I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.
Digger. said:
Eddh said:
Cara Van Man said:
Get Karter said:
This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.
If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?
Nail.Head.Hit.If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?
It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.
I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.
Cara Van Man said:
Eddh said:
Cara Van Man said:
Get Karter said:
This must be the worst "I am irresistable to women" thread ever.
If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?
Nail.Head.Hit.If the OP is so attractive, why doesn't he have his own woman?
Why is he considering sloppy seconds?
It's probably a bunch of scraggy 15 year olds we are talking about.
I bet she's also got about 4 kids by different fathers as well.
Wish me to elaborate?
It might not be the best cause of action but the comments do seem a bit hatefilled.
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