THE STEAK THREAD, served a la Man

THE STEAK THREAD, served a la Man

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Gandahar

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Friday 26th September 2014
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We have a breakfast thread, we have a lunch thread, we have a dinner thread, but if anything food wise summed up Pistonheads surely it has to be a steak thread. Show us your steaks and how you cook them.

Having said that the steak is a pretty tough thing to cook properly considering it is just one thing to cook. They do say the simplest things are the hardest thing to cook right.

So I will start off. Where no man or woman on PH has gone before.


OK, so it ain't that perfect, ideally you want a steak that is of equal thickness and some fat through it would not go amiss, so a ribeye cut to a good thickness would be great. However I turned up at Sainsbury's and they had this left



It's Sirloin with one for his knob, as you would say in cribbage circles. Never mind, onwards and upwards. You can see I added some condiments. Maldon salt, pepper and dried parsley is always a good bet.

Thinking about this, sirloin has a strip down the side so I just gently cooked this on a low heat hoping it would render down a bit and give me some fat for the main sides as they have less fat than ribeye.



Once done we can get the pan really hot. I mean really hot, no time for wussies here I'm afraid.






So after all that you do it 1-2 mins each side and then put it in an oven at 100C and no more to rest for about 5 minutes whilst you cruise the internet looking at porn, cars, or the biggin hill weather forecast for the next 5 days.


IF YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK WELL DONE LOOK AWAY NOW
















Et voila






Bit of salad to keep the missus happy.

music

Personally I prefer steak black and blue but that's just kinky old me,

So, the challenge is up, show us your PH steaks.


Gandahar

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Saturday 11th October 2014
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shirt said:
Gandahar said:
if anything food wise summed up Pistonheads surely it has to be a steak thread.
fail, everyone knows this place was built on pies!
Steak pies surely?


Gandahar

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Sunday 12th October 2014
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jimbop1 said:
Looking forward to a picture of a proper cooked steak... None of this namby pamby pink stuff.
Nooooooooooooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g


Of course we will do you well done laugh

On a more serious note, not everyone likes it pink inside so it would be good to see the other side of the coin. Doing well done steak which is still moist is more difficult but it should be doable. The Alain Ducasse method probably is the best bet. I will have a go next weekend.



Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 12th October 11:10

Gandahar

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Thursday 16th October 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
Gandahar said:
jimbop1 said:
Looking forward to a picture of a proper cooked steak... None of this namby pamby pink stuff.
Nooooooooooooooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g


Of course we will do you well done laugh

On a more serious note, not everyone likes it pink inside so it would be good to see the other side of the coin. Doing well done steak which is still moist is more difficult but it should be doable. The Alain Ducasse method probably is the best bet. I will have a go next weekend.



Edited by Gandahar on Sunday 12th October 11:10
Rib steak can handle being cooked right through.

OHs no-fail method for ribeye is to heat a non-stick pan as hot as it will go, sling the meat in, then give it exactly 1 minute each side, followed by exactly 2 minutes each side, then a 5 minute rest.

No oiling of pans, no seasoning required, no shoving it around. Just follow the timings exactly, and it's perfect every time.

(I was cynical too.)
That sounds a great steak to be honest, but it won't be a well done steak that is moist.

I will try to do a black and blue, a rare-medium and well done this weekend and will post up results.

Gandahar

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Thursday 20th November 2014
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mattdaniels said:
The woman had a girls night out, so me and the griddle and the fryer had a threesome.



Really nice.

beer

Gandahar

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Thursday 20th November 2014
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good intro on steak cuts

http://www.eater.com/2014/11/11/7188321/learn-your...

and how different regions name them, our sirloin is their strip for instance, etc.





Edited by Gandahar on Thursday 20th November 21:34

Gandahar

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Saturday 12th December 2015
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A very small steak from Lidl






Very well marbled to give it credit, not sure if this is a one off. My wife went there to buy some " fruit and veg" and I was trapesing along

Pretty thin so hard to cook, tasted fine though.

Gandahar

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Monday 28th December 2015
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illmonkey said:
This was meant to be a Friday steak, but was out, so had it last night.

Think it was 13oz.



Fantastic looking steak very nice work on the cooking.

Can I recommend a proper knife though ?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/W%C3%BCsthof-Dreizack-Gour...

A proper steak knife cuts cleanly through it and makes it "more tender" as a result even before you get it to your moouth. Avoid those serated fancy knives with horn handles .... damn and beealzebub, worst ever. Complete style over substance.

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gandahar

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Monday 28th December 2015
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Bored of left overs so a bit of sirloin from Waitrose





and how to properly give it a "sauce"


Gandahar

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Wednesday 30th December 2015
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BrewsterBear said:


My favourite meal, cooked by my own fair hand.
Now I really like that, it's like what Harvester would do if they weren't fking useless.

That's not an insult by the way, I hate eating steaks at pubs because you will invariably be disappointed. If any chain such as beefeater or harvester or brewers Fayre could serve one of those bad boys each time I'd be ordering it. Sadly they cannot.

They ask you in all honesty "How would you like it cooked "

Do you know how you should accurately answer? So you will not be disappointed? You should say

"As it comes"

But instead you do this



and go for rare, no medium, no err, medium rare, ummm, rare but trending to medium. Great.

Medium rare is always a good choice because at least it will be a well done chewy mess rather than an overdone crispy beef wellington boot. But who knows?

Has anyone ever asked for a steak done bloody at a chain pub? It might come out raw. Or still frozen. Or well done and half frozen, but just at one end. That might be quite funky actually if done in a £1 extra bernaise sauce.

We need to print a picture of Bresterbears steak and and take it around to all these pub chains and say "Look, this is what we can do at home? So why are you so shiite?"

I do realise i have started to rant. My 30 inch screen is flecked with spittle.


PS The onion ring / potato tower of Babel looks fantastic.


Edited by Gandahar on Wednesday 30th December 18:10

Gandahar

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Wednesday 30th December 2015
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Rick101 said:
Why are folk suddenly cutting their steak up into several pieces. Is it just for photo's or is this how you would eat them normally?
Is there any benefit to it? I usually just start at one end and work my way t'other.
It's an american thing like the new right hand drive Mustang V8's being brought in over here.

As an example.

And as a warning, if you like steaks well done look away now.


No peeping


http://newyork.seriouseats.com/steakcraft/


I've suddenly started salivating.


Being american the right hand should be used for a tv controller, not cutting through steaks which might cause wrist injuries, so the chef does it for you.


Gandahar

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Wednesday 30th December 2015
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I love my steaks more than pink inside but I can appreciate that some people don't, it turns them off. I think the best way to cook a well done steak and keep it still moist is the Alain Ducasse method.

An example is here

http://thepauperedchef.com/2009/04/the-butter-stea...

Now he complained that he got it less pink than he liked, but I think this is a good method, slow/cool basting constantly with butter after you have seared the outsides, is the only way to go. It's almost like resting but still getting just enough heat through it, the butter stopping drying.

It's probably the sign of a very accomplished chef to serve a succulent well done steak.








Edited by Gandahar on Tuesday 23 February 20:07

Gandahar

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Tuesday 23rd February 2016
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Ok so I gave the Alain Ducasse method as mentioned above a bash the other day and it ended up not very well, but also it did smile

I used a really cheap steak cut. Beef short rib from Waitrose, it's about £4.50 per kg when on offer, about £6 otherwise so very cheap. Also my dog gets a nice bone, so everyones a winner in this cooking experiment. Now normally this is BBQ'd so slow cooking would be good I felt. Sear the outside and Alain Ducasse butter cooking for the rest. I hoped for a grey well done succulent steak.

Here's the cheap raw ingredients


Not bad, quite a bit of marbling. Now some searing to add flavour



Now a small amount of butter smile


and baste at really low heat for 10 minutes



This is where I went wrong, it was still pink inside. I am so used to bloody, rare, black and blue that it ended up medium rare. Not well done. However if you like medium rare this was perfect. That looks pretty good for a cheap cut of meat, really tender.

I thought I would turn it into a Phili cheese steak





Not bad at all. But next time I need to cook it longer. Can a well done steak still be succulent, I think so.

But it ended up well because I found that the short rib cheap cut of meat is lovely as a steak done this way without paying a fortune

Edited by Gandahar on Tuesday 23 February 20:19

Gandahar

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Saturday 18th February 2017
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Never mind, that is a great looking steak ( ie how I like it, nice crust / pink) and good supper dish. Suprised your dog is so slim smile

Top work for first food post

Gandahar

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Saturday 18th February 2017
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Actually, every effort on this page is top notch beer

For something so simple there are so many variations on a theme and ways to perfection.


Gandahar

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Monday 27th February 2017
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bomb said:
Apologies for shakey hand photo. ( I cannot help it !)

With a steak that is fine, they do get us over excited.

I'd like to scoop all that stuff up and scoop it onto one of these bad boys

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id...



for a midnight snack after some beers.

Epic


Gandahar

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Monday 27th February 2017
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bomb said:
Some of these steaks on the thread, look to be raw in the middle. I prefer mine cooked so its 'medium rare', as opposed to ........well, raw.

Edited by bomb on Monday 27th February 20:01
Steak is a simple dish, however simple dishes are always the hardest to cook perfectly. Just look at cooking the perfect chip for instance. Frying a simple slice of potato should be pretty easy no? Instead we get more words written on cooking chips perfectly than anything else.

For steaks it is the same but with the downside that is more expense if not cooked "how you like it"

The phrase "how you like it" stirs fear in any steak chef, rather than "as it comes" smile

That's what this thread is about. The eternal quest.



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Saturday 11th March 2017
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I've noticed something funny going on at Tesco's, one in 20 fillet steaks seems to be slightly Wagu, for instance this example



Now I don't really like fillet as not enough fat to give it some taste, the tenderness to taste ratio is too far tenderness. However a couple of months back I spotted another of these "Wagu" fillet steaks and cooked it for the Mrs as an experiment; always best to use someone else in these matters. I did it really hot seared and then a very gentle Alain Ducassse to try and melt the fat strands without going anything near medium.

Turned out to be a winner. I'm still far too set in my ways on fillet steak to risk it. Maybe a cut of this one though.

So there you have it, Tesco's might have some mutant Japanese cow giving good results on the overly expensive cut biggrin





Edited by Gandahar on Saturday 11th March 16:21

Gandahar

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Saturday 18th March 2017
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Don said:
I raise you these bad boys:



5 minutes in the fryer. Stress free and oh so tasty.
Have to agree Don, if you have a deep fat fryer these are the perfect cheat; crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside. Best to thaw them out first so not to lower the temp

This is a picture of them with home cooked fish.



Fool proof and taste great. Better than home made thrice cooked efforts wink


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Saturday 18th March 2017
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HarryW said:
My wife is out tonight, what's a bloke to do apart from having a Steak and bottle of plonk...

Good idea, me too. Although at 6pm the "butchers" at Tesco had no ribeye left so I had to go rummaging around the prepacked stuff and it's all too thin. Got some 28 day wet aged sirloin and ribeye to see if I could spot any difference at this bottom feeding end of steak buying. Having eaten half I must say I can't really.

As such a cheap meal I deep fried a pack of chip shop chips I had in the freezer for 3 months (Tom Bells). Don't try this with an oven. Finally added a couple of duck eggs to try and offset the cheap nastyness of it all.



It's the sort of meal you want at 1am in the morning after coming back from a night out when pints cost £1.50 ! biggrin

Yours seems to have more healthy veg than mine, assuming refried chipshop chips are not counted as being healthy.


PS A coating of Maldon salt and Aromat does wonders to try and give any steak a bit of "maturity"... ahem....


Edited by Gandahar on Saturday 18th March 21:13