I feel like my intelligence has been sapped away...

[MadMullah]

Whilst i'm quite used to handling the large numbers of idiots during my work as a doorman, i feel like tonight i've had my brain zapped.

it started off just like any other normal student night with kids wanting to get drunk. Half way through the night i was told there would be some singer who would perform a few songs and we'd have to clear the stage for him. oh ok no probs...

enter stage this moron.



from a group called ndubs who hail from london (thanks london you really pulled this one out of the speciality bag)

so he's "spewing" some lyrics from some songs and then proclaims this next song is his new single and he's freestylin' it sick style.

"Cock back, lock and load
I got my aim, i'm ready to go
I hit the target, rite where her heart is
Am a killer, love killer, love killer? "

I just looked down at the ground thinking where did i go wrong in life?

[MadMullah]

• LMAO*

thank you PH.

i've actually got a degree. I had an SIA licence which i got 7 years ago whilst working a second job - I'm having to work full time after being made redundant - not one to sit on my ass waiting around.

i'm just happy it wasnt that tool dappy - some of the stuff he's said makes my blood boil.

[MadMullah]

Guvernator said:

I know, my post was ever so slightly tongue in cheek.

Without fail, every bouncer I have ever met till now has been, err how can I put this delicately, mentally challenged.

let me put this to you

your working at a pub/bar/club and the sheer number of drunks you have to deal with

do you really want to stand there and have an intellectual conversation with them? alot of them time you just want them to go away.

last night i probably ejected 5-10 people yesterday - each of them wanting to speak and get their POV across - would you happily stand there whilst they blabbered the same thing over and over and over in the hope they may some how seem less drunk?

when you work as a doctor the need to be intelligent and be seen to be intelligent is there all the time. when you work as a doorman it isnt.

[MadMullah]

Willy Nilly said:

CrabDan said:

He's a c*nt. A moronic, talentless c*nt. So what if he's loaded... Just makes him more of a c*nt.

Ps.

C*NT.

He won't be that wealthy though, will he? Even if he is, he's still a bell end.

i doubt they will have the millions stashed away as i'm sure they proclaim

tulisa is a far bigger act now and i'm sure there's going to be a bigger solo career - bit like cheryl cole.

[MadMullah]

VinceFox said:

MadMullah said:

Guvernator said:

I know, my post was ever so slightly tongue in cheek.

Without fail, every bouncer I have ever met till now has been, err how can I put this delicately, mentally challenged.

let me put this to you

your working at a pub/bar/club and the sheer number of drunks you have to deal with

do you really want to stand there and have an intellectual conversation with them? alot of them time you just want them to go away.

last night i probably ejected 5-10 people yesterday - each of them wanting to speak and get their POV across - would you happily stand there whilst they blabbered the same thing over and over and over in the hope they may some how seem less drunk?

when you work as a doctor the need to be intelligent and be seen to be intelligent is there all the time. when you work as a doorman it isnt.

Leave it Mullah, 'eees not worf it!

Make it your lucky day today fella

come awn phil... lets go dehn to the vic...

[MadMullah]

MitchT said:

MadMullah said:

I just looked down at the ground thinking where did i go wrong in life?

I remember seeing Jay-Z during one of the Olympic ceremonies (I think it was) and thinking "fk! If I could get paid as much per year of hard graft as he does per unintelligible grunt I'd be a wealthy man."

i went on rapgenius to see what the hell he was singing about in the niggas in paris song

http://rapgenius.com/Kanye-west-niggas-in-paris-ly...

and its woah deep. not.