The worst thing to ever come in to music ever (seriously)

The worst thing to ever come in to music ever (seriously)

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anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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I present to you, the worst thing I have ever seen in the history of music after checking my daughter's phone...

Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro

This just makes me angry. I'll let you decide why and read the lyrics for yourself. And before you accuse me of jealousy, his money wasn't gained legitimately either; more likely inheritance and clickbait.

It isn't child friendly. It isn't actually anything friendly. It's just vocal diarrhoea.

And for god's sake this is worse than Friday by Rebecca Black. So don't accuse me of clickbait. In fact it was so bad I felt I needed to start a PH thread on it. I don't think this is even music.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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Here's the link.

Vocal diarrhoea

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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technodup said:
Jesus. That makes the BG Media lot* sound good.

  • You know you want to, but I really wouldn't.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
A 12 year old. With a mop for hair, "rapping" how he's going to rape your sister. Ok.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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paulguitar said:
To me the worst thing ever to happen to music is rap.

Actually is does not fit the definition of music, which I believe consists of 'rhythm, melody and harmony'. Rap by definition has no melody, and often sorely lacks on the other two fronts too.
I'm going to be 100% honest and say I don't really agree. But I appreciate all genres, whether it's modern day top 40 or classical, heavy metal (not my taste but i can understand it), rap, rock, reggae, house, even foreign - anything really. I didn't grow up around one type of music, I learnt myself to appreciate it. I might not come from a musical background or indeed even play any (I only get my kick from my musical ear and dreaming up what I could do as a DJ - a lifelong dream).
I spent my younger days blasting Run DMC and Afrobeat through a Peugeot 205... nowadays Kendrick Lamar isn't a stranger either.
No one can say that the above is rap. If that was the case; then rap would be the most hated thing in the world. Modern rap is embracing other cultures; Afrobeat is now being infused heavily, jazz, house, anything. You can get a decent instrumental nowadays from a computer but some gifted artists use TALENT. This is a thing that we take for granted. You might all think I'm a loony but I rate Adele and the starlet Maggie Lindemann (although that's early days).
Rap, thanks to this stereotype is constantly grated on. Yes, some of the mainstream stuff is a bit ste, but we still have a few that can do some good poetry. Some of these could maybe double up as a songwriter. Not every rapper does hard drugs, chromes their Ferrari and has 6 kids by the age of 18. There is no melody, but that's not at all cancerous to music is it? In my book it's classified as music, legends such as J Dilla who began to reinvent rap to contain melodies. Young Thug is controversial but has some serious creative genius. So, as a conclusion, rap isn't the cancer of music. It's legendary in it's own way.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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pidsy said:
Catchy.

Who's the English rapper that looks a bit like Jonah hill?
No idea. But that fat bloke says "England is my city" which made me lose a lot of brain cells.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Monday 3rd July 2017
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pidsy said:
Catchy.

Who's the English rapper that looks a bit like Jonah hill?
No idea. But that fat bloke says "England is my city" which made me lose a lot of brain cells.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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joshleb said:
Pretty sure the song is meant to be a parody...?

Him and his older brother got big on Vine and youtube and have now diversified.

They've both done well for themselves and seem pretty switched on.
This one, Jake, I believe has set up his own company to promote new social media users and has received some pretty big names for investment .
I don't think so.

anonymous-user

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54 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Just wanted to update this thread with another song that isn't bad in my opinion in my music tastes;

Scott - Porcelain.


Creating another topic would have been excessive so I stuck to this one.

https://open.spotify.com/track/79ScxBoyXW8CV8KT2ds...

anonymous-user

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54 months

Friday 14th July 2017
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OP Here.



Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse cryyikes


RiceGum - It's Every Night Sis

Have to say this editing is brilliant.


Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 14th July 23:46

anonymous-user

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54 months

Friday 14th July 2017
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Z06George said:
Those saying Rap isn't music make me laugh, seeing as early rap used loads of samples especially beats from funk and soul. Some of it is trash I'll grant you but there are some greats, the same in any genre there's good and bad. The only genre I properly dislike is Punk but I can appreciate there are some good bands in the genre.
+1 I mentioned exactly this in my last thread.