I'm finally too old for Radio 1

[Badvok]

I've listened to Radio 1 for year but finally have had to give it up at the age of forty something as I can't stand the current 'popular music'

WTF are these lyrics meant to mean? (all taken from top 40 songs)

She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking

So I had to 'llow the paigon, allow the baiting
If I touch you, I'll bet you my house gets raided
I'm with some dumb youts that'll blaze for cussing
Don't raise their yout but they will raise the suttin'

When you hear the bud line boomin'
You know the money had me ridin' brutal
Now they see me and say "Bouff Daddy, Bouff Daddy"
And the mandem got it crackin' again

Ring ring pon the hands free
Piff ting called Ashanti
I zing zing like the grand prix
She fling fling off the panties
And them tings extra fancy

You be so fly you're my princess Jasmin
Taking flights every time we mappin'
I'm upset every time you leavin'
But I love how your ass be clappin'

[Badvok]

Welshbeef said:

Then bones her in the anus

And the other lyrics?

And the mandem got it crackin' again = bone her in the anus?
But I love how your ass be clappin' = bone her in the anus?
Don't raise their yout but they will raise the suttin' = bone her in the anus?