Lyrics you wouldn't get away with nowadays...

Lyrics you wouldn't get away with nowadays...

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Pastor Of Muppets

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Wednesday 30th October 2019
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I just heard Jilted John's ..Gordon is a moron, which got me thinking would that be accepted if it was just released in todays
PC society, quite a few dodgy words in that one maybe?, slut, slag, bh, puff etc..

So what other tracks got away with risque lyrics back in the day that would now be considered offensive?.

Pastor Of Muppets

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Wednesday 30th October 2019
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Hard to imagine anyone on here wouldn't know this little light salad type of a number....music

Dragged on a table in a factory
Illegitimate place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little b... screaming

Body screaming f....... bloody mess
Not an animal it's an abortion

Body I'm not an animal
Mummy I'm an abortion

Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
I'm not a discharge
I'm not a loss in protein
I'm not a throbbing squirm

Pastor Of Muppets

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Thursday 31st October 2019
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What about Black Betty? Imagine a scenario where that song was completely unknown before, and some
band just wrote it last month and released it, personally i think it would ruffle a few feathers.

I think a few would also be having a rant about this if it was released today..

Still out on those pills
Do the sambo
Four years on you still look the same
I think about time
You changed your brain
You're just a pile of st
You're coming to this
Ya poor little faggot
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me
Think it's swell playing in Japan
When everybody knows Japan is a dishpan
You're just a pile of st
You're coming to this
You poor little faggot
You're sealed with a kiss

Pastor Of Muppets

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Friday 1st November 2019
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What about Smack my bh up?, cant see them playing that at the HoC Christmas party.

Or what about some plus size comments from Freddie...

But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.

Or some of Bon's baw talk...

Some balls are held for pleasure and some for fancy dress,
but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that i like best,
my balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right,
its my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Pastor Of Muppets

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Friday 15th November 2019
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Can imagine a few being offended by the Anti nowhere leagues 'So what', also covered by Metallica, in fact i think
their version should be in the 'Cover versions better than the original' thread. So offensive apparently that some lyric sites
have changed bits.

In the line 'i f the Queen, I f Bach' anyone else hear 'Spock' not Bach?scratchchin

Metallica ... https://youtu.be/irf3SSRKGUg

The original version is still brilliant though, that video and awesome accents..biggrinhttps://youtu.be/AH7pOUm5s9k



So f*cking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every f*cking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little c>nt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've f*cked the queen, I've f*cked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've f*cked a sheep, I've f*cked a goat
I rammed my c>ck right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little f*ck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had scank, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've f*cked this, I've f*cked that
I've even f*cked a school girl's tw>t
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little f*ck

Pastor Of Muppets

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Friday 6th March 2020
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Certainly a wee bit iffy... The Knack... My Sharona....

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

Pastor Of Muppets

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Saturday 7th March 2020
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Also from Lou Reed we have something that I would imagine causing a bit of a stir if some modern well known
artist was to come out with....

Hey, why dont you swallow razor blades,
You must think I'm some kind of gay blade.
oh baby you're so vicious.