'Supercar Customiser'? Really?

[davhill]

I just don't get this Yianni Charalambous thing on Dave.

I mean, take a posh car, wrap it in coloured clingfilm and paint its calipers? That's cutomisation? FFS. Granted, I've only seen two episodes
but it gets on my tits too much to watch more.

Not exactly Ed Roth is he?

[davhill]

Right, got it, THE idea to pitch to the TV high ups.

1: Get that woman who inspects people's poo on TV.
2: Get celebs to lay logs but they must be laid to a deadline.
3: Yianni and team wrap the logs.
4: The producer of the prettiest log gets to punch that irritating squit Sloth extremely hard, repeatedly.

It'd be possible to expand the target demographic by having the stting done by meerkats or better yet, singing meerkats.

Can be like Yianni and call myself an 'entrepreneur' now?

Edited by davhill on Thursday 18th January 15:43

[davhill]

Quite right too.

[davhill]

And since when is a van a supercar?

Listen very carefully. Can you hear a soft, vibrating sound? It's Ed Roth and George Barris spinning in their graves.

Supercar customizer my Aunt Fanny.

Edited by davhill on Thursday 25th January 19:43

[davhill]

Autocrekt!

[davhill]

droopsnoot said:

Just noticed this is now showing on Dave as well.

So much for the programme trailers. It amused me when the started referring to airings being 'exclusive'. I thought, "Oh yes, to whom exactly?" They'll be calling it limited edition next.

[davhill]

V8covin said:

I was told that he charges circa £30,0000 for some of these wraps

For sticky back plastic? Sholy hit, that's ridiculous.

It's clearly the MMTS* demographic.

• More money than sense.

[davhill]

Here's me thinking the '70s was the decade taste forgot.