Vegan Snowflakes

[Some Guy]

Vegan "traumatised for life" after eating sausage roll that contained sausage meat.

"A woman claims she started having heart palpitations and broke down in tears after being served a sausage roll that contained sausage."

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/26/vegan-traumatised-l...

[Some Guy]

FourWheelDrift said:

Shouldn't be referred to as being a sausage if it does not contain meat. Then there will not be any mistakes.

A tasteless protein roll please.