Sixth-form / college / uni - another virus to avoid

[turbobloke]

Females and males, but 1 in 4 men might consider buying a wheelbarrow at some point.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51493496

https://www.cdc.gov/mumps/about/complications.html

[turbobloke]

The Wookie said:

I had mumps when I was at Uni despite MMR

Particularly hurt when I went to see the campus doctor and he asked 'What can I do for you today?'
Me: 'Well I wondered why I woke up looking like David Coulthard this morning'
Doctor: 'Oh sorry, I wasn't sure if you normally looked like that'


Thankfully only one Jacob turned into a grapefruit but that was enough. Every time I even rolled over in bed and it flopped from one leg to the other it was like being kicked square in the plums

Ouch.

Mercifully it's usual for only one to be affected.