Carnal relations with...

[V8mate]

...a mouse?

News piece said:

They also found mice who had been soaked in Vaseline and had strings attached to their tails.

Surely you'd have to run sellotape round it rather than tie string on the end of it?

Beastiality farm

[V8mate]

Zod said:

I am not clicking that link, but I think you've misunderstood the use to which the mice would be put. Think Richard Gere.

It's a perfectly safe newslink.

I 'get' the misunderstanding now. Now had they said hamster...

The guy had set up a whole menagerie though - the mice were just one of the 'services' available.