Oi, EvilCorp! Why can't you make yoghurt pots with flat, round bottoms so we have a chance of getting all the yoghurt out without using a fking cotton bud?
How come my central heating timer knows when the clocks change? I'm nearly fifty, and I never have a b,oody clue until someone on the telly reminds me.
Come to that, why do microwave ovens have clocks anyway?
There are two things in our universe which don't actually exist. They are merely constructs of the imagination, created to enable people to exploit the concepts that they represent.
The next person to see a photo on PH which is upside down, and says something HILARIOUS about excellent roadholding is hereby cursed to spend the rest of their lives calling a Jaguar a 'Jaaaaaaaag'.