PHers Help! I need a toilet - fast!
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No no no. You misunderstand. I don't mean I need to take a sh*t. I mean I broke my mate's toilet by dropping a glass in it and shattering the bowl. I am basically the skintest man alive, Skinty McSkintpockets, so I am just wondering: does anyone out there in PH land have a close coupled bog they don't want anymore? Long shot I know but I thought someone out there might be decorating. I can collect and give you lovely cash.
Actually, it's the 2nd time I have done this in my life. Put the drink on top of the cistern, proceeded to slash off a hot one and the drink fell off the cistern clean through the pan leaving an almost perfect drink-sized hole in the pan and a lot of liquid on the floor.
First time I did this I went for a pee in a music venue, slammed the door to the cubicle and a pile of about 8 stacked pint glasses did the same thing. I went downstairs to tell the owner and, figuring it easier to show him than explain, I said
"I've done something bad to the loo but it wasn't my fault".
He followed me to look and as we got to the main door I said - "it looks worse than it is" and opened the door.
In the interim 3 minutes or so, someone else had puked all over the toilet, covering the place in bright orange chunder. That was fun.
First time I did this I went for a pee in a music venue, slammed the door to the cubicle and a pile of about 8 stacked pint glasses did the same thing. I went downstairs to tell the owner and, figuring it easier to show him than explain, I said
"I've done something bad to the loo but it wasn't my fault".
He followed me to look and as we got to the main door I said - "it looks worse than it is" and opened the door.
In the interim 3 minutes or so, someone else had puked all over the toilet, covering the place in bright orange chunder. That was fun.
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