You know you have a dog when...

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You go into a supermarket to get some loose vegetables and turn the plastic bag inside out to grab them.

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PositronicRay said:

When people speak to fido, rather than you.

When people know you by your dog's name but not your's when you see them out in town without dogs.

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hondafanatic said:

Jasandjules said:

FiF said:

... when you've finished any meal or snack you have to do the croupier style hand movements to demonstrate "All gone".

I call this the "Magic Trick".... Nothing up my sleeves, nothing in my hands.....

“All gone! All gone! Good girl! All gone”.

"Er, yes. Thank you sir I can see that. But the usual response is a tip"

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When you arrive home and are desperate for a pee, in normal family life you would ignore the family just go to the loo and get on with it. But if you have a dog who's so excited to see you again after being away for years, months, days, couple of hours you have to make a fuss of them, it is the dog law. Hold it in.

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You know you have a dog when you create youtube and instagram channels just for them and no one else.

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mintybiscuit said:

When you know what the time is because there are 3 mutts sat at your leg, waiting for dinner ! ( 4-55 pm !! )

Even when the clocks change.

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FiF said:

When you try and sneak a digestive from the biscuit tin and no matter how quiet you are and no matter how deeply asleep you think he is the door into the kitchen still gets head butted open.

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Everyone is in the car and no one is talking, then you see a dog and start enthusiastically talking to your dog to look out the window to see the dog out for walkies, everyone else joins in. Then after it goes quiet again.

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Pothole said:

MXRod said:

, it is recommended dogs are kept on a lead , although this appears to be universally ignored.

Recommended by whom?

https://www.thekennelclub.org.uk/health/for-owners...

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...you can proudly and loudly say to someone you meet "We're on pussy patrol" and it doesn't sound at all seedy.

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Starfighter said:

You spend half an hour vacuuming the house and .....

...then an hour cleaning the vacuum.

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boxy but good said:

When you go to the loo and this happens !!

You gave birth to a pup?