Holiday bacon & ship query

[DSLiverpool]

Yes two things going through my sun bleached brain!
Why is bacon crap everywhere but UK & USA ?
In Cyprus now it has home bacon and streaky - both crap.
And from my lounger I’ve seen this ship all week - dredger?

Edited by DSLiverpool on Saturday 21st July 10:14

[DSLiverpool]

Yes but only once Ray - now getting ready to pack.

[DSLiverpool]

Sorry forgot - ok why is Greek, Spanish, Italian bacon crap - why?