Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[BruceV8]

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.



Cheers up any visits to Stansted:



I see these buses all the time:



I'd love this as an address:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

[BruceV8]

Sixpackpert said:

[BruceV8]

PGM said:

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?

Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.

[BruceV8]

mgmrw said:

BruceV8 said:

PGM said:

BruceV8 said:

They say that while growing old is compulsory, growing up is not. These are some things that I have seen recently that make me go all Finbarr Saunders.

I did a job here once. There is even a Nork Clinic on this street.

[I see these buses all the time:



Any more?

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 23 September 08:48

Don't get this one?

My kids travel to and from school on those coaches, anything I should know ?

Your darling offspring are being carted about in a vehicle with a euphemism for vaginal muffage written down the side.

Originally derived by a Mr Keith Lemon of ITV2 fame. And intended to imply one using their tongue to "please" a lady.... I believe.

As used in the phrase below:

"Holly, (Willobooby) would you mott out Cheryl Cole?"

No, No and thrice No. Keith Lemon is a colossal throbber. The word 'mott' is a noun describing the female pubic area. I first heard it in the 80s and I doubt it was new then. In fact I'd guess its etymology is connected to the motte in a motte and bailey castle. So Keith Lemon can fk off back to the Blue Oyster Bar or wherever he crawled out from.

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mgmrw said:

Blue Oyster Bar? That simillar to a blue waffle?

I don't know what a blue waffle is and I've been here too long to google it.

[BruceV8]

Sixpackpert said:

Used to chuckle whenever I drove past there head office in Huntingdon...

I've seen their vans too.

[BruceV8]

Laird said:

This one might be a little obscure:

Niche porn afficionado, eh?

[BruceV8]

How could I forget:

[BruceV8]

Brigand said:

A recent trip to Egypt produced this near Cairo airport, certainly made me snigger at the time!

I bet that bus smelt of piss and car park stair wells.

[BruceV8]

Life Saab Itch said:

BruceV8 said:

In fact I'd guess its etymology is connected to the motte in a motte and bailey castle.

I suspect it's because all the young dudes thought David Bowie was a bit of a .

Edited by Life Saab Itch on Saturday 24th September 11:22

If Keith Lemon was right, the name of the band that performed that song would have been a synonym of a rimjaw.

Maybe he was right:

Edited by BruceV8 on Saturday 24th September 13:32

[BruceV8]

May be best served with ginger beer....

[BruceV8]

SC7 said:

I'm afraid I don't understand this one. Does this footballist have an amusing name?

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Huff said:

PoleDriver said:

My OH manages a pub called the Cock Inn, and yes, she does like it!

Is that in Tillett, Herts?

Beat me to it, you mean old bd!

[BruceV8]

How very appetising!

[BruceV8]

Do they get their beer frothing?

[BruceV8]

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smn159 said:

I sniggered at that yesterday at a family get together. They all looked at me disapprovingly, apart from my brother who has the same sense of humour as me. And the teenagers.

I'm 42 this month.

[BruceV8]

[BruceV8]

JonRB said:

joema said:

Hahaha! Log

Thanks for pointing that out.

Log? What log? I don't see no log ....

[BruceV8]

thinfourth2 said:

isn't this a 'shop?