Am I in trouble or is this a scam?

[PoleDriver]

Received this today from:-

POSTED OFFICE [[e-mail]]

FBI SIGNED OF YOUR ATM MASTER CARD TODAY??

Good Day.

We have been watching you since last year until this 2011 we understood that you don want listen to our advice and you have to know that we are also working to make sure your ATM CARD which are suppose to be delivered to you and also bear in mind that what ever you emailing us will be forward to the court today.

Also we are hereby to notified by the federal bureau of investigation Porto Novo department of the insult you imposed on them by failing to comply by their requirements since last year till now.
Your full residential address has been forwarded to us for your immediate arrest today to face your charge but I deemed it fit to give you one more chance to save yourself from this mess but as for now I don’t understand your plan.

We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI which will warrant 2 years jail sentence. Now I john Pikes the special agent in charge of the FBI Albany department I am giving you 24 working hours to effect the payment of the $108.00 usd. To the FBI in republic of Benin (fbi security) with the information written below:

Receiver: Nwaekwu Bejamin.
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Test Q: When
Answer: Today
Amount: $108.dollars
Control Number.........

You have to try as much as you can and make this payment today so that your ATM CARD will be delivered immediately to your destination address tomorrow morning.
You have to stop every transaction you are communicating with other organization now to avoid delay on the processing of your ATM CARD.
Note that you? if you fail to stick with my advice today or any delay will lead us coming directly to your home address at any time tomorrow ,so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good understanding ASAP.

Special Agent in Charge;
Mr. John Frank Pikes Direct line [phone] Email. [e-mail]


I've read this many times and am really worried that I'm going to get two black cars pulling up outside tomorrow full of loads of suited guys with guns!



















NOT!

[PoleDriver]

Whitester said:

Fabric said:

PoleDriver said:

We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI

It'll take more than the FBI to make me dance!

[PoleDriver]

s3fella said:

Offer to give him a bit of ATM?

Google is going to be very slow for a while!

[PoleDriver]

davido140 said:

PoleDriver said:

It'll take more than the FBI to make me dance!

Normally takes at least 8 pints.

That'll be the one!

[PoleDriver]

IrrElephant said:

Utter comedy, do people fall for this?

If they do, they deserve to lose all their money!

[PoleDriver]

[PoleDriver]

cal216610 said:

Mosman said:

Come on... it's only $108, why risk two years in jail for not dancing the way the FBI wanted you too?

He's sat a few posts up eating popcorn with his mate egging the FBI on, that poley is one tuff cookie.

And powerfully built too!