Most ridiculous/bizarre accusations

[CommanderJameson]

Many years ago, whilst I was "resting", I was doing an AutoCAD course at night school. Can't remember exactly what year, but the version I trained on was V12 for DOS.

After the lesson, and before I got the night bus home, I went to the Klix machine for a hot chocolate. I put in my 12p or whatever it was, got hot chocolate, drank hot chocolate, was accosted by wild-eyed woman vigorously accusing me of stealing the 6p she'd put in the machine whilst she had gone to get the other 6p. Nonplussed, I advised her that no, I hadn't taken her 6p. Hot chocolate was 12p, I put in 12p, I got hot chocolate, balance in machine, zero pence.

Such unassailable logic would have dissuaded a less-determined person, though, and she followed me all the way to the bus stop, never once ceasing in her loud deprecation of my good character.

I did honestly wonder if she was going to follow me home, but she settled for (yes, really) waving her fist at the departing bus, whilst shouting something about my dubious parentage.

So that's the strangest thing I've ever been accused of - stealing someone else's imaginary 6p.

Now you do some, otherwise I'll look like even more of a wker than usual.

[CommanderJameson]

GTIR said:

The moments past...

Anyhoo, back on topic.

JonRB once accused a toilet of "causing trouble".
It was at BT&P 2010.

IIRC he spent much of that Saturday afternoon and evening in what can be best described as a state of advanced refreshment.

[CommanderJameson]

Justayellowbadge said:

That's not binoculars...

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