Strange things you've procured on a night out.
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Council Baby said:
Last night I went home with a pair of DD boob implants I blagged outside the pub.
What unusual items have you gone home with (items not ugly women FFS) ?
Here they are on the bar, whilst I had a few more drinks
What unusual items have you gone home with (items not ugly women FFS) ?
Here they are on the bar, whilst I had a few more drinks
Where...or more importantly whom did you aquire these from?..and could you get me a pair? I sense a joke birthday present coming on...
about a year ago i used to get in and out of town on me pushbike, especially on nights out. I seemed to be pretty competent at riding while smashed - in fact i never came to any harm while doing it (clearly wasn't trying hard enough).
Anyway the route was along an A-road, which had a large wood alongside it at one point, known for deer. Riding in one friday night I noted a deer skeleton in the ditch next to the wood but thought nothing of it, other than "cool".
So of course there was a bit of surprise when I found my clothes in the morning, smelling so bad they had to be burnt.
and then my parents point me in the direction of my bike. Which had a deer skull perched on the front reflector.
I still have it in the garage actually
other things include random pairs of earrings, a dealer chip, some old french money (like a month ago). I tend to collect stuff and it gets worse if i'm drunk
Anyway the route was along an A-road, which had a large wood alongside it at one point, known for deer. Riding in one friday night I noted a deer skeleton in the ditch next to the wood but thought nothing of it, other than "cool".
So of course there was a bit of surprise when I found my clothes in the morning, smelling so bad they had to be burnt.
and then my parents point me in the direction of my bike. Which had a deer skull perched on the front reflector.
I still have it in the garage actually
other things include random pairs of earrings, a dealer chip, some old french money (like a month ago). I tend to collect stuff and it gets worse if i'm drunk
Ok, I saw a mate waiting to be picked up by his wife, got chatting, she turned up, we had the 'hey, what you up to these days?' conversation. Turned out she's a sales rep for boob implants post PIP scandal.
I have a broken arm so suggested that some perfectly hand sized implants would be therapeutic and comforting for physio purposes when the pins are removed next week. She agreed, we tested various sizes for grip, and the rest is history
LSI - no bother, the H cups are fking ridiculous!
I have a broken arm so suggested that some perfectly hand sized implants would be therapeutic and comforting for physio purposes when the pins are removed next week. She agreed, we tested various sizes for grip, and the rest is history
LSI - no bother, the H cups are fking ridiculous!
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