Lies to tell your children

[Justin Cyder]

This came up in conversation in the pub. My mate tells his four year old son that wine is medicine & he has to take it regularly to stop his head turning into a Tyranosaurus Rex.

I saw one somewhere I can't remember that I've got my daughter going with - Every day we get a new sun. When the old ones go down, they end up in a pile over the horizon. When they cool down, people cut slices out of them and that's how we get margarine.

I need more. Help me mercilessly wind up an innocent five year old.

[Justin Cyder]

PeanutHead said:

I'm not your dad.

Might not be quite the tone I'm after!

[Justin Cyder]

You know her then.

[Justin Cyder]

If you say the password, your granny reverts to her original programming & will kill all humans.

[Justin Cyder]

mondeoman said:

I thought he was going to say lemons, that made sense to me, but margarine ??? WTF???

Sooo, to you it's plausible all the way until we get to margarine?

[Justin Cyder]

Sorry love, Santa's not coming this year. Eddie Stobart's undercut him.

[Justin Cyder]

Mugs are cups that have been to the gym.