The best insult you've ever heard

[Council Baby]

Reading an article anout some of the abuse on ttter aimed at politicians and such had me in stitches this afternoon, gems such as 'you shape shifting horse fker' are absolute gold.

So let's hear the best/funniest insults you've heard.

I'll save them for use in a boring business meeting at some point

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sprint355 said:

Pear stick in the Ear CB

Whack in the broken ribs

[Council Baby]

At school we had a mad Latin teacher, one of the kids in the class was a right little with some ADHD thing going on. The teacher turned around one day and said:

"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"

To an 11 year old

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ajprice said:

Rude-boy said:

Council Baby said:

At school we had a mad Latin teacher, one of the kids in the class was a right little with some ADHD thing going on. The teacher turned around one day and said:

"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"

To an 11 year old

“You do realise that the best of the genes in your family dribbled down the inside of your mother’s leg don’t you?”

"I wish I swallowed you"

Unoriginal but I said to a bird on Friday night after a blow job.

"That's the most intelligent thing that's come out of your mouth since I met you"

[Council Baby]

"I'm going to call you Thrush from now on, you irritating "

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DeputyDoofy said:

Today, after reading this thread.
Asked OH to make a brew,
Replies - no, make it yourself.
I say - you're just like council baby, selfish cow.
Oh and you'd know.
I had a LOL moment.

I'm confused.

I must need a drink.

Go get me a beer.

[Council Baby]

There's some pretty solid abuse on the 'I'm moving out' thread

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RDJ said:

Close your legs, your breath smells

But it keeps the flies off my chips.