Describe your wife

[Joey Ramone]

H'mm. Potential can of worms this. But I'll start anyway.

Tall, blonde, pretty, but quite quirky looking. Wasn't my 'sort' but fell for her anyway. Amazing eyes. Bit of a dreamer. Loves tea, cakes and fast cars. Confident driver. Suffers from mental health problems, quite serious ones, but battles through and tries not to let it affect me. Not remotely ambitious. Hates working and would rather be at home baking. Intensely loyal, and incredibly supportive. Always backs me 100%. Very funny, with a quick wit. Extremely laid back, although get her on to topics like the benefits culture, and she makes far right Conservatives look like Owen Jones.

An awesome person to go through life with. I like nothing better than spending time in her company, and I look forward to seeing her at the end of each day.

Your turn.

[Joey Ramone]

anonymous said:

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'Cos I'm fking bored at work and can't think of anything else to write.

Just interested in how people honestly see their other halves. And whether they actually like them, to be honest!

[Joey Ramone]

jshell said:

Ah, you've hacked his PH account, haven't you? Well done!

Drat, you've discovered my dastardly plot. I'm off to play with my boobs and bake muffins, as I await his return, upon which I shall bang him until his cock falls off.

[Joey Ramone]

Funkycoldribena said:

Only "slightly"???

Yeah. 'Coz real men don't talk about their emotions.

[Joey Ramone]

visitinglondon said:

"Quirky" looking (I think we know what that means ...) and mental. Sounds great!

Aye,she is.

[Joey Ramone]

benjj said:

Erm, this thread is weird.

Weird is good. Alternatively we could just start a 'what wife?' thread.