You know you are getting old when...

[Don]

..you shave with an electric razor, tap the razor to clean it, and the resulting shavings are the colour of white pepper.

Bah.

[Don]

when you get varifocals for the first time and can finally SEE again.

[Don]

Fishtigua said:

When you come out of the Doctor's with waves of relief that you're not going to pegg it.

When you come out of the Doctor's and realise they have absolutely no clue what's wrong...

[Don]

zarjaz1991 said:

PH5121 said:

When you listen to Radio 4 (which I have done for years)

I'm 23 and listen to Radio 4.

..when you can't bear to listen to Radio 4 because the interviewers won't let their guests speak for interrupting them...