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cookmysock

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Friday 11th December 2015
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stumbled across this on Linkedin written by some moron in response to a poorly written article a bout how to turbo charge a meeting. It is just pure drivel

...I support the views that all companies should be investing in new innovation capital competitive advantages so as to developing new products/ services/ designs/ markets/ business/ equity and culture via the creative industries worldwide i.e. global new business opportunities exist to innovate and maximise corporate values and benefits - new business innovation could be outsourced and licensed to investors worldwide for profits via brand extension models = new financial innovation...

Surely the writer must have been taking the mickey?

cookmysock

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844 posts

202 months

Friday 11th December 2015
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every time I hear the word "solution" I cringe and snigger at the same time. Sounds like some one has just jizzed on the floor - look, a solution!

cookmysock

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Saturday 12th December 2015
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jonamv8 said:
Can we scramble the jets?

We r not an airline, no do we own or rent any planes.

Just ask us to do it as quickly as we can
that's a lot of scrambling! The synergistic multiplicity approach you have taken will create an innovative culture to provide solutions so we can all reach the strategic goals we aspire too.

either that or you will get motion sick from all the flying.

cookmysock

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Sunday 14th July 2019
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Hi Jet_noise - what a thread resurrection! 3.5 years!! Well done.

adding to some of the recent gems, I give you this from a bloke I was at school with.

Pursuing and driving step changed cost effective, environmentally beneficial and customer enhancing urban water solutions via 'clever' integration of technologies informed by contemporary learnings and data insights, within a business viability context.

he was a goose at school. At least he is consistent 30 years later.