Travellers.......

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pidsy said:

Best of luck!

Rarely see these visits ending without huge grief for the landowner. What have the boys in blue said?

Not bothered to contact them, complete waste of time. They're too busy hiding in gateways along the A59 catching speeding motorists.

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X5TUU said:

Muckspreader is the way to force them out quickly ... Good luck with shifting the scroats

Arranged.... ! Man with said spreader is some distance away returning from market, so, we will have to 'pop' round when its convenient ( to us). Thinking about Midnight so they can hitch up knee deep in st and in the dark.

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AshBurrows said:

Haha, make a video please.

Tractor has a Go-Pro

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Update .....
Gentlemen (And Ladies) Thanks so much for your comments and support, I'm pleased to say that following the first conversation I had with my uninvited visitors and a further visit at 7.30 p.m they vacated at 8.30p.m, taking any rubbish with them and covering the cost of the fence which they hadn't damaged/ removed !
A friend who knows a man who knows a man made a telephone call on my behalf to some 'respected' ? traveller and that sorted that. Until next time.....

[Freds]

WinstonWolf said:

Bloody hell, that's quite the result

Pity really....... I was just about to print tickets at £10 a time for the floodlit festival of st spreading, news had travelled as far as Skipton and Pateley Bridge....... Next time !

[Freds]

So.... after enjoying my brief hospitality it appears they followed the B6265 from Grassington right through to Ripon, twenty miles or so, easy enough to track, I'm led to believe that between dusk and dawn every accessible aluminium gate along the route disappeared ......

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I can't decide whether she's wearing a 'prayer cap' or a poundland fruit bowl on her head. I also suspect those teeth are from a joke shop .