First to pop off...............2018

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Well it's that time of year again...

I'm going for Clint Eastwood again as I never win anything so he's guaranteed another year of health.

ApOrbital is in for Vera Lynn so I think he's onto a loser too.

Over to the rest of PH...

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0a said:

Tony Blair

I doubt that will happen any time soon.

The Grim Reapers are currently having a sit down with with management about which one of them has to go collect his soul. None of the current Reapers will touch Blair and are threatening an all out strike.

The Reaper that visited Lemmy is still on extended medical leave and has been avoiding any sudden loud noises, kebabs, shopping trolleys and traffic cones.

He instinctively flinches at the sound of a JD bottle being opened.

He is expected to stay off sick until he reaches retirement age in about 980 years, management are fully supporting him during this difficult time and are paying him his full salary.

Management have tried to entice someone/anyone back from retirement for a one off Reaping but all the current retirees have been away on holiday, stricken down with sudden ailments preventing their return to work or claiming the fee will bugger up their retirement tax planning.

Another problem is that Blair has no soul to reap, the Devil has issued a statement denying Blair sold his soul to him and has gone on record stating that

'Yes, I've got Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot but there's no fking way I'm letting that Blair in down here, I have some standards!!'

I'm sorry to say I think we've got him for a few more years

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FourWheelDrift said:

Rawwr said:

Well, he's not looking so great these days...

It's for is new movie

Cheers

The Moose

- http://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/weird-celebr...

Fixed that for you

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RDMcG said:

Tom Wolfe....loved his writing

Genuinely sad to hear that he'd died

I'm going to dig out my copy of 'The Kandy-Kolored Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby' this weekend.