Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Flying Fish]

I've seen a few of these things around on Facebook, maybe even here. Should be good for a laugh, if the lounge crew are up to their usual high standards of cunning witticism.
So, as the thread title suggests, a sad story using only 3 words.
Obviously exceptions to the word limit are permissable if the content is deemed worthy but let's try and keep it below, say, 7.


I'll start.

Catastrophic engine failure.

Over to you.

[Flying Fish]

Whoa, that was a big hitter right out of the gate.


Try this:

"I've met someone"

[Flying Fish]

@OpulentBob

Sinister.

[Flying Fish]

The milk's off

[Flying Fish]

It's on camera

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talksthetorque said:

Seasonally Affected Disorder.

Deserves recognition.

[Flying Fish]

Wrong place, wrong time

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Unauthorised Lending Fee