Works Xmas parties - any shenanigans?

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'Tis the season to be merry... and to have works Christmas parties. Where year-long smouldering sexual tension ignites... and petty rivalry erupts into violence.
If you have had yours yet, did anything exciting happen? Did you end up fingerbanging Tracy from accounts, or calling the MD a wker?

Our was on Thursday night, pretty uneventful. The gobby receptionist wouldn't take no (or even "fk off") for an answer when she repeatedly tried to take a selfie with the sales manager (a dour scot who likes his personal space) so after sufficient warning he took her phone and smashed it. Cue waterworks, and the feminist network cuddling her and agreeing hes an ahole. Cue also me thinking "im too old for this st" heading home at 11pm, sober as a judge.

How was yours?

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desolate said:

Apart from the dead chap, I can only recall one person losing their job in 25 years

He lost his job as well as died? fking hell, talk about having a st Christmas!

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J4CKO said:

its like the exhaust port on the Death Star but unlike Star Wars, you dont have the force and your chances of hitting it successfully are limited

...and yet you do have a voice in your head saying "doooo it.... trust your instinctsssss"

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Fastchas said:

Jazzy Jefferson said:

Nothing happened this year but I did fingerbang the MD's 19 year old daughter a couple of years back. I'm not sure if he knows or not. I reckon so.

So uncultured... I do believe, Sir, the correct term is 'fingerblast'...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72If8Npxbcc